Review time!

PunkRokPixie- FINALLY, someone other than Alex is participating, no offense Alex, anyway I know Leo doesn't have a small head, I was out of ideas, it just happened, sorry, and I don't understand one of your questions; 'why does Chris enjoy sailing?' what the hell does that mean! I can manage the others though.

Alex- Ok the ep is called 'Cat House', and I guess Kit was a boy cat but a girl human. Make sense? Wow, where DO you come up with all these questions, I have a feeling that they aren't gonna stop for awhile huh? Heh Heh, Grams, that's funny, I knew that would work!

Halli-halliwell- Can I just say, I think you need to get off the hash dude, seriously you're crazier then I am. But I'm gonna assume that the bite-sized fish you were talking about were Goldfish Crackers, if they weren't then you really are insane!

Chapter 4- Cuz I hate you

Why are they the Charmed Ones?

Because three deli clerks from Minnesota didn't sound as appealing.

Because I didn't do so well as Piper and Alex couldn't pull off a dress and heels.

Because if they hadn't Prue would've gone blonde,

Paige would've gotten a tan,

Piper would've been a Brunette Martha Stuart, and

Phoebe would've been a hooker in New York with 5 kids.

What does Cole do on the Astral Plane?

He's currently writing a book about his life called; 'I'm stuck in the Astral Plane so I'm writing this shity book, get me outta here!'

What do YOU think he's doing?

He's practicing his crazy laugh in case he ever sees Phoebe again. So far so good.

He's trying to steal cable, though he has yet to find a single plug, or TV.

Is Chris really Leo's?

If anyone asks he is.

No, the real father is Gideon.

Wow, that's all you can do for this one. Hmm

Why did Piper decide to marry Leo?

Dude, have you never seen Leo before!

Because Cole was already taken.

Because you can't bring back a warlock.

For love…HA HA, couldn't even say that with a straight face!

Why didn't Leo sleep with Phoebe?

It's Phoebe we're talking about, who hasn't slept with her!
Leo was intimidated by the whip she had in the closet.

Because her price was too high

Because hoebe Some weird STD.

Why didn't Leo sleep with Prue?

How do you think she really died?

Because the crooked eye scared him

Because Prue was too worried about personal gain. (If you didn't get that then you must be studied.)

Why has Prue not been summoned?

Hey, I wouldn't have summoned her either.

Because Paige burned the summoning spell so she could take her place.

Because if they did then they might as well add an extra bedroom.

Because she's bound to show up sooner or later. She hasn't bitched at Phoebe and it way overdue.

Why doesn't Grams get a life & stop popping in?

Remember the Necromancer? Yea well that was it.

Because she's old and dead.

Because she gets sick of hearing Patty say 'mother' in that accent. Which only proves that she couldn't be hers.

Because she's a hell of a lot better than Prue.

Was Prue really killed by Shax?

(See 'why Leo never slept w/ Prue.)

Yea, but only because she sold her soul for bag of Oreo's.

Two words; crooked-eye

Prue figured out the meaning of life, so she had to die.

Why do we hate Phoebe's hair?

Because we hate change and that's clearly all she had when she got it cut!

Because we realized that beauty really is everything.

Because she looked like a guy!

Why did Paige really move in with them?

Because she was too afraid to stay by herself after her parrot died.

Because she was 6 months overdue in rent.

Because she met Cole.

Because if she didn't, Phoebe would've killed her, just like Prue.

Guess that's it, sorry guys, short I know, I just hope you like it! You know the drill!

Cya

Nicole