by Obsidian Blade
B.A.F
"Just don't overwork that arm, it looks healed but it won't be if you do anything too stressful."
Was it just me, or was everyone thinking that the world wanted my head on a platter?
"Raven?" She whined for what seemed like the seven-millionth time, "Are we almost out of here? I don't like this place…"
"We're already away from 'that place'." I replied patiently, "This is the next route on."
"But it feels the same…"
"What is i-" Polienix was cut off by a loud ZING! as a huge dragonfly shot past her head and turned in the air for a good look.
"No kidding." I muttered, "But if it's a Yanma…"
I had to admit that seeing a wild Yanma all the way out here was far from normal, but hey, what trainer passes up the chance to capture a new Pokèmon?
I hit the 'battle' button on my malfunctioning Pokèdex and crossed my fingers. To an advanced trainer it wouldn't have mattered that much, but I hadn't a clue what Polienix new for moves which would equal total disaster. The screen fizzed and rippled the image before settling with a soft clunk. I let out a sigh of relief. It looked like I was running out of bad luck, something I sure wasn't complaining about.
SCRATCH
NORMAL - POWER: 40 - ACCURACY: 100 - PP: 35/35
PECK
FLYING -- POWER: 35 - ACCURACY: 100 - PP: 35/35
"Polienix, Peck attack!" I ordered.
"Right on it!" She replied, beating her wings hard to gain the momentum needed to carry out my order.
"Catch it, Raven!" Polienix called from the branch of a tree she had landed on.
I smirked and the Pokèball grew in my hand, ready to catch this misplaced creature.
"Dour!"
"Yaaamaaa!"
"Don't ask me!" I cried, picking up my new creature.
For all I knew it could be a gosh darn doughnut, I'd seen it happen before. Silently wishing that my bad luck really had run out I held up the Pokèball.
"Pokèball go!"
"Dour!" The black puppy exclaimed, "Houooodour!"
He stood almost to my knee, his muzzle and underbelly coloured with dark orange/red fur. The rest of his body was black apart from the silver of two broad raised stripes across his back, the skull-like shape on his forehead and the rings around his heavy-built legs. From his short tail to blunt nose, what stood before me was definitely Houndour.
"Daur!" Houndour growled through his teeth and gave a harsh tug.
"Hey! OW!"
Since I was crouching on the balls of my feet, Houndour's tug got me straight off balance and face first into the dirt, spluttering and coughing out the numerous new names I had just come up with for him. Completely ignorant of what I was saying, Houndour (now also called Nasty Little Bugger, Christ That Hurts and Bloody Awful Fiend) lay down and start chewing contently on my stricken hand.
"Shouldn't you take his jaw in the other hand and pull down?" Polienix suggested, watching nervously from a nearby tree.
"Alright, B.A.F, time. To. Let. GO!"
He looked up at me as I shouted, losing concentration just long enough for me to pull his jaw open and free its prisoner. I stood up quickly to avoid a repeat of the same episode and held both hands out of sight behind my back.
"Now, that's not something you do, okay?" I informed him, gently massaging my injured hand with the other and trying not to wince.
"Dour, hou dour dour." He tilted his head to one side and looked up at me.
"Umm…" She thought for a second and then shook her head, "Most dog Pokèmon communicate through scent and body language… So I don't know."
I slapped my forehead, "So that's why it took so long to get Lucy the Growlithe under control!" I looked down at my new Houndour, who rolled onto his back and waved his legs in the air, "You better not be as bad as her, doggy."
"Rawf!" He barked in reply, getting back up.
But I had other things in mind, which she had just reminded me of with that lecture about dog Pokèmon's communication.
"Polienix, where'd you find that berry you ate?" I inquired as sweetly as I could.
It was obvious she didn't want to say. But it had probably also occurred to her that if my other Pokèmon couldn't speak, she'd be doing the translating.
"I-I'll take you there. But we've got to go as quick as possible!" She took off my shoulder and sped toward the edge of the forest, Houndour yipping and snapping at the end of her tail as she flew over him.
He snuggled comfortably in my arms with his head hanging over the right so he could watch the passing scenery.
"What're we gonna call you, hey?" I asked him as I ran.
He just looked up and me with his big, dark eyes before snapping at a passing twig.
"That's because I'm carrying one!" I yelled after her.
"No, something BIG!"
And there it was.
Red eyes staring just as bloodthirstily as before.
And once again I screamed.
I know what at least one person out there is thinking! I kept you waiting for quite some time and then come out with a little chapter like this? Sorry 'bout that! It's just... This chapter was meant to include something like five seperate events and if I'd stuffed them all in I would have rushed it. People who have read me other fics (any of them) will know that I do this way too often! And I'm not planning on rushing this one, so there will be the occasional short chapter with big wait. Sorry again! It's just something that happens!
Well, anyway, I've got more reviews that need tending to. First off...
TopazSoarhire: Wow! So much praise! ^_^ Thanks! As for the bold sentances, they don't mean anything in particular. And bird Pokemon! ::huggles Polienix:: I love them! I have to say that quite a few appearances will be made by birdies, so that's something to be happy about, ne?
Keleri: Ah! Nooo! Not my knees! ::clutches knees protectively:: I am writing! See, see, chapter 6 is halfway finished! ::grins foolishly and backs away from gnomes:: so could you maybe call them off? Possibly? Well, thanks for the review anyway ::eyes gnomes nervously::
STILL can't be bothered to sign in, doop: Will you stop it with the long Anonymous names? I have enough to type as it is, and you don't want to hurt my fingers, do you? After all, it'll take longer to UPDATE some fics ::cough::ApocalypsePartI::SapphireStorm::cough:: Am I not evil? And thanks for the turkey! ::throws turkey sacrifice to the chickens below and watches it be devoured:: You do realise that they need fresh meat to take over the poultry world under the command of SSD the now story-less one, correct?
Pheonix Rising: Sarcasm happens to be interesting to write to, so there will be more of that. Good that you like it! As for the master, well ::taps nose:: Let's just say it ain't Meowth.
And hello to people who have read and not reviewed too! I hope you enjoy what you're reading, even if you don't comment. NE wayz, I've got more writing to do... and scanning! ::hugs scanner:: And I will never insult thee again...
~Obsidian
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