Chapter 1
One pleasant dark and stormy evening, Lily was playing on her laptop (which was continuously beeping). After it started to screech, she picked it up and threw it at Trowa. It shattered on his hard head. It made one last, pathetic beep and then exploded into a thousand pieces. May its soul burn forever in the eternal and fiery pits of censored.
Trowa burped loudly; then blinked. Oh joy. Rachel then walked into the room followed by a cute-looking Chrono. Then suddenly, Roy Mustang came in the room sporting a pink floral mini-skirt. People stared at him. A lot. Roy then did a 360 spin which made the mini-skirt spin up. Lily took pictures. Rachel blinked.
Yuki walked in to see Roy in mid-spin. Yuki was wearing a bright pink dress that was knee-length. Lily then suddenly noticed that Trowa was wearing a low-cut, strapless, purple sundress. Rachel shut her eyes and winced while Lily stared while thinking 'He still looks hot. Amazing.'
Chrono was also sporting a more conservative red sundress. Rachel stared for a while then walked out of the room. Smart, ne? Lily asked why they were all wearing girl clothing, and Yuki answered, "It is national cross-dress day". Lily replied, "You're not from this nation." Yuki paused, puzzled.
Lily randomly grabbed Trowa and French-kissed him. Trowa returned the favor. Roy felt left out and Yuki looked for Rachel. Rachel came back into the room A/N: Not so smart, ne? and hugged Yuki. Chrono starts to cry, so Roy hugs him A/N: Ain't that sweet? Then, Pegasus strolled into the room displaying a pale pink corset and long skirt decorated with his favorite cartoon rabbit. People stared. A lot. Again. He then asked, "Has anyone seen my Millennium Eye?"
Everyone twitched.
Lily then asked, "Why do you have a corset" she continued, "come to think of it, why do any of you have dresses and skirts?" The Royster then said, "That knowledge is on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know it". A/N: Huh? There was an odd silence following this statement.
After listening to some of Rachel's music, Lily then stated "Saxophones are so sexy". Rachel flinched and turned the music up louder when "The Reason" came on. Lily and Trowa then stood up and shouted "I know this song!" Rachel, Lily, and Trowa started to sing along to the music. Rachel had technical difficulties with the slidey- wooden thing that holds the key board. Lily then said, "Throw it across the room, it always works for me!" Trowa ducked just in case. Rachel A/N: unfortunately took Lily's advice and threw it across the room. It managed to ricochet off the wall and hit Trowa on the back of the head. He blanked out and fell over.
Lily then felt the sudden urge to do something naughty…so she randomly picked up a wrench, a hammer, and some other things. She walked outside, to where Trowa's Gundam was parked, pausing to give Trowa a look that said "Follow and you will die."
Rachel shrugged and hugged Chrono this time. A/N: Yuki is now a rat, due to the hugging Chrono felt loved. Roy and Pegasus were depressed. Roy because he didn't feel loved, Pegasus because he couldn't find his eye.