Quite Disturbing

by kamikazitsunami

This is really a crossover between different anime, we just put it in Gundam Wing because it kinda starts with Trowa...please read if you need a laugh and want to read about a 20 inch syringe go through Roy Mustang's shoulder! Has character death.Sort of.

3. Chapter 3: The Gundam Dragon

Chapter 3

During this entire ordeal, Trowa was pacing around the room, worrying about his poor Gundam. Pegasus was POed, so he left. Lily suddenly came in as Pegasus was leaving and flicked him off as he passed her. Trowa immediately ran up to Lily and demanded to know what she did to his Gundam. Her eye twitched and then she leaned forward and bit him. A/N: Oh, so kind Rachel sneezed. Lily then beckoned them all outside to show them what she had done to the innocent Gundam.

"NOOOOOOO!" Trowa shouted, "WHERE'S MY MACHINE GUN!" (A/N: Obviously, that's all he cares about) Lily had somehow transformed the Gundam into a dragon-like robot thang. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY beloved MACHINE GUN!" Trowa yelled. Lily replied just as loudly, "IT STILL THERE YOU DUMB-!" Trowa then screamed, "WHERE? I DON'T SEE IT!" Lily climbed into the former Gundam and pressed a button. The dragon's mouth opened, and an enormous machine gun popped out. Trowa, impressed, said "Wowwwww…" Lily smirked and said, "And that's not all…" Lily pulls a switch this time and the dragon scales pull up revealing a machine gun under EVERY one.

Trowa : awed silence

Rachel walked back inside. She strolled into the hallway and into her room. When she came out, she had several articles of blingage around her neck. A/N: and on her fingers, wh00t, wh00t! Lily blinked as she walked into the kitchen and said, "Yo, home skillet, whaddup?" to Yuki. All of the people migrated into the indoors, except Trowa who was now trying out his new "Gundam Dragon". Suddenly, all of the people indoors started talking like a gangstah. A/N: they are all still wearing dresses 'cept fo' Lily-fooz and Rachel

Lily returned to the outside world to prevent Trowa from completely destroying cute little creatures that were innocently munching on grass and whatnot. Trowa followed Lily reluctantly into the indoors. What they then saw shocked and amazed them. Standing there viciously where Rachel and company should have been was a giant, colossal dragon. This was not just any dragon though; it was the legendary Pungo Dragon of Pizza.