Chapter 4
.+ The Gundam and the Pizza Dragon +.
Lily and Trowa's first thought was 'Coool.' (A/N: Actually Trowa was thinking how many machine guns he'd need to shoot that sucker down) But then, the great dragon glared right at them and picked Trowa up in it's claws. Lily laughed at the stupidity of it all; then went outside to get Trowa's Dragon Gundam. The first thing she did was use the Dragon Gundam to try out some new break dancing moves. Then with one mighty sweep of the Gundam/Dragon's sword-like claws she knocked the house down so she could actually fight the great Pungo Dragon of Pizza.
The fierce pizza-eating dragon (of doooom) dropped the Trowa and fought the Lily. Lily cut its stomach open and guess who was there…
Yuki, Roy, and Chrno! But no Rachel in sight! Everyone looked around the jagged carcass of the dragon, but couldn't find Rachel. Then, suddenly, Rachel came walking in the wreckage of the house with Sesshomaru clasping one of her hands, and ice cream in the other. She licked the ice cream and then said, "Hey, wuzzup?", then "Did I miss something?" Sesshomaru looked around. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE!" Rachel screamed. Sesshomaru covered his pointy ears. "Ummm, I had nothing to do with that…" Lily said pointing at Pegasus who then joined them with a new glass eye. It was pink and had sparkly-ness in it.
Rachel jumped on Pegasus and started fighting with him. He didn't have his Millennium eye any more, so he was powerless. Sesshomaru stared at them for a while before proceeding to cut off Pegasus's head. Rachel hugged Sesshy, and Sesshy felt loved. Lily then noticed that Trowa was nowhere to be seen. She looked for him. She walked over to the dragon and then saw a pointy lock of brown hair sticking out from under the dragon's colossal behind. She used the Dragon Gundam to pry the Legendary Pungo Dragon of Pizza's cold corpse off of Trowa's limp body.
Lily jumped out of the cockpit and noticed that Trowa's left leg was bent at an impossible angle. 'The dragon's huge butt must have crushed his leg' Lily pondered. Lily poked Trowa (A/N: thankfully not on the leg) and he woke up with a large groan. "You're pathetic!" Lily announced, everyone watching and feeling sorry for poor Trowa. Trowa then said, "Oh, you're so kind."
Author's Notes:
We had much fun making this chapter...you better like it. Or else... Lily will be forced to eat you.