Chudly Cannons Christmas
A/N: The origional song is Merry Freakin' Christmas, by Freakin' A. I fixed it a little bit to fit the Chudly Cannons instead of the Red Sox, and the Tornadoes instead of the Yankees. Birch and Kevin are on the Tutshill Tornadoes team, which I assumed won a lot of Quiddich matches. Cho Chang is a die-hard Tornadoes fan. 1997 is their seventh year at Hogwarts – if not, correct me. 1892 is the last time the Chudly Cannons have won. Scrimgoer is the Minister, and I also assumed that there's announcements on the wireless that says stuff like "I'm Scrimgoer, and I approve this message." Oh and I also assumed that Harry made a bet with Ron that the Cannons wouldn't win. I hope you appreciate it, because I do. I think this is hilarious!
(Ron is listening to a Chudly Cannons Match on the Wizarding Wireless Network, and the announcer just announced another Cannons. He is dancing around the living room of the Burrow, where he, Harry, and Hermione are staying for the time being, singing this song, and making quite a fool of himself. A crowd of spectators gather at near the end of the song, including but not limited to; Harry, Hermione, the twins, and Ginny. They, as you can imagine, are cracking up laughing the entire time.)
Ron: School's out; Christmas break
Back to Ellis Moor the Cannons in four straight
First the Tornadoes in Wales,
The curse, reverse, Birch's really blew it!
Kevin cheater's lost his mind.
Should've been on a Firebolt, better luck next time.
Tt's gunna be a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
All you knew your Tornado fans can kiss this
The tree, the kiss, the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Cho Chang's really pissed!
Have a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
So Colin – he's a weirdo!
Gave me a picture of himself in a speedo!
Hey! Malfoy, you gotta feel the sting.
You could've gone to Ilkley Moor, the League Cup ring!
We all know you're choking on your lunch
Try a knuckle sandwich or a Falcon's Head punch!
It's gunna be a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
All you knew your Tornado fans can kiss this
The tree, the kiss, the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Cho Chang's really pissed!
Have a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
1997, best Christmas yet, a League Cup ring.
I was sick of hearing 1892!
Hey Harry. Hope you can't sleep at night. Pass the peanuts.
It's gunna be a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
All you knew your Tornado fans can kiss this
The tree, the kiss, the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Cho Chang's really pissed!
Have a merry merry merry freakin' Christmas,
Merry freakin' Christmas.
"Ho ho ho. I'm Saint Scrimgoer Nick, and I approve this message."
Cannons win! Cannons win! Cannons win!