Chapter 5
.+ Hair Styling +.
Then all of the anime guys had bad hair days and had to have Rachel and Lily repair their hair. Lily sat Trowa down in a chair and got a gallon of hair gel. She dumped it on his head and some of it dripped down his face. Good thing he was once again unconscious because of his broken limb(s). She brought out one of Rachel's countless combs/ brushes. At first, she made his hair worse because she felt like it, then got bored and fixed it. Rachel, on the other side of the room, was being evil. She put Roy's hair into pigtails to match hers.
Roy, unknown to Rachel, was dead. The 19 inches of rusty needle had finally taken affect. Rachel poked Roy and told him he can leave. He didn't move. Rachel kicked him out of the seat and told Sesshomaru to sit down. He obeyed. Rachel pulled out a comb and began to fix Sesshomaru's hair. She then dumped a bucket of gravy over his head and brushed it. She pulled out her infamous blow dryer of dooom! (A/N: from beyond the grave) Lily likes this so-called blow dryer because the purdy after-affects. After blow-drying the Sesshy's hair, which was gravy-colored, she curled it with a curling iron.
Sesshy patted his new hair-do (n't) and Lily shouted, "I'll do Chrno's hair!" Chrno was already afraid, but now he was terrified. Lily picked up a bucket from somewhere, then walked over to Trowa and pulled a grenade out of his pocket. She walked back to Chrno, pulled the thing that makes it go boom, quickly stuffed it in the bucket, put the bucket over Chrno's head and… BOOM!
Chrno was not very happy the rest of that day.
Author's Notes:
Yes, we admit it, we actually saw the whole granade-in-bucket thing from a Gundam Wing Omake from the manga...this is the disclaimer-like thing I suppose...please don't sue us...