Chapter 6

.+ Playing Surgeon +.

After the whole grenade-in-bucket incident, the group of peoples went to see a movie. The movie they decided to see was "The Ring: Two". During the movie, Lily-fuzz held on to Trowa, whose leg was still shattered into many pieces. Rachel grabbed Sesshomaru, Chrono, and Yuki (at the same time?). They actually were not scared; they just needed an excuse to hold the boy-peoples.

After the movies, the party went back to the house. Lily finally decided to do something about Trowa's leg. Lily decided to play surgeon instead of paying lots of money to get a professional to fix Trowa's poor leg. She tied him to a chair (very tightly) and told the other people to hold him down if need be. She pulled out her many instruments of torture.

She inspected her instruments to make sure they were all there and in working order. "Let's see; duct tape, a board, X-ray machine thingie, a wrench, Hydrogen Peroxide, and… I lost the pain killer, too bad." Lily smiled. Everyone but Rachel backed away, receiving a glare from Lily. Trowa sweats, and tries not to completely freak out.

First, Lily uses the X-Ray machine to find out which bones were broken. Suddenly it started to beep uncontrollably. "Not again!" shouted Lily. She picked it up and began slamming it on a table. It exploded in a million pieces, and bits of metal shrapnel flew everywhere. Many of them of the pieces flew into various people. Rachel and Lily both grabbed Chrno and used him as a shield so that they wouldn't get shrapnified. A few pieces of shrapnel flew into Trowa's already broken leg. Trowa winced.

Lily then got made and said, "Great, now I have to find tweezers!" Rachel twitched. She ran off and got them. While waiting for lily, Rachel was reminded of the whole syringe-in-Roy's-shoulder event. She felt a little guilty about using him as a shield to protect her own skin. She walked over to Fluffy, who was protected by his fluff. She asked him to use his specialful sword to bring Roy back to life. Sesshy agreed. He brought out his sword and walked over to Roy. He repeatedly stabbed him with it, bringing him to life.

Rachel glomped Roy and then Sesshomaru, and didn't feel guilty anymore. Lily then returned with a large pair of tweezers. She would have brought pain killer, but she tripped and dropped the bottle on her way to Trowa. She shrugged a wee bit guiltily, got over it, and proceeded to grab Trowa's leg. She first used the tweezers to extract the pieces of metal lodged in Trowa's leg. She then applied Hydrogen Peroxide to the resulting wounds. After that was done she forcefully shoved the bones into (miraculously) the right places. (Ow!) She then cracked the board in two and proceeded to duck tape the pieces to Trowa's leg. (To hold the bones in place so they could heal correctly.) Trowa was barely conscious. "To bad I didn't need the wrench." She said jokingly. Trowa groaned. "I hope that works, because I learned it all from TV", Lily said happily. Trowa blacked out and Lily unstrapped him from the chair.


Author's Notes:

Poor Trowa...poor, poor, unfortunate Trowa...