Chapter 7
.+ Grapes (because I said so) +.
About a few monthes later, Trowa felt okay and Lily played Super Nintendo with him. She always won against him, though. This is due to days of practice on Lily's part. While they were doing that, Rachel was occupying Yuki, Hatsuharu, Kiba, Kamui, Kira, and Dark with a game of monopoly. Rachel, with her smartness, was the banker and everyone else were pawns in her evil, twisted game...
The reason Lily was not playing monopoly was because 1) she didn't know how, and 2) she liked Super Nintendo better. After about an hour of playing the monopoly of game, the victor was Kamui. Kamui, who had all of their 'money', had used his physic mind games to cheat and win…effectively… the other peoples left because they were sad that Kamui kicked all of their buttocks. Kamui left too because we weren't amusing him enough.
Anyway, while the Kamui was winning, the Trowa was losing to the Lily. Out of pure frustration, he whipped out his machine gun and shot that sucker multiple times. Poor game… Lily twitched, grabbed the machine gun, and hit Trowa over the head with it. (A/N: very hard, may I note). Rachel then kicked the wooden slidey-keyboard thingie into submission for being a retarded waste of wood.
Then, bored, Lily and Rachel went to the kitchen-like area (which was rebuilt by our new, undead pet Pungo Dragon of Pizza) and began to throw grapes into the air and attempt to catch them in their mouths. This was very pleasing indeed. And random. But mostly pleasing.
Then Rachel went away to clean her closet, find Chrno, and see what other hot anime guys were about… this left Lily completely alone with Trowa. This gave Lily time to ponder why she was his exact height… "You are short." She announced. Trowa then broke down in sobs, as this was his tender area. Poor thing. He grabbed his little Gundam stuffed toy and crouched into a fetal position. "…We should go to Alaska, Alaskans are shorter than we are!" (No offense to you Alaskans out there…). At hearing the word 'short', Trowa began to cry even more. "Don't worry, I'm just as short as you are too!" Trowa sobbed harder. "That's it, we're going to Alaska…get yer Gundam!" Trowa walked outside with Lily to get the Gundam Dragon, tears streaming down his face. Lily patted his back, which she could easily reach.
When Rachel finally returned, there was no sight of Lily, Trowa, and/or the Gundam Dragon. Putting the pieces together, she concluded that they had gone to Alaska. (A/N: …she's good…) Rachel dragged Chrno, who she had just found cowering in the toilet, the new and much improved Roy Mustang, Sesshomaru (the vertically adept) and Kenshin, who she had just recruited. They all went to the kitchen to make smoothies…out of grapes…lots of grapes there are…yummm… grape smoothie…
Author's Notes:
Ummm, grapes...are...good... And no offense to short people, we can't help it that you're short!