Chapter 9
.+ The Alaskan Adventure (for real) +.
On the way to Alaska, Lily and Trowa got sort of…lost. "We're lost." Lily said. "We're not lost, we just don't know where we are." Lily rolled her eyes and continued to eat ice cream, "Riiight…" Because of Trowa's over-inflated male ego, they couldn't stop and ask for directions. (A/N: of course). But, just when Lily thought all hope was lost, she found the rest of the ice cream! (A/N: and some chocolate, too) And when all hope of finding their path was lost, a giant cat-bus from 'My Neighbor Totoro' came and told them the exact directions they needed. Then Lily said, "You better fly it, I don't know where north is…" This received a weird 'WTF' glance from Trowa and the cat-bus. "What, I don't…I can only fly into orbit or into the ground…" (A/N: Sad…but true…)
When they at last reached (and landed on) the airport, they disembarked and walked around a bit. On their way, they found a (stuffed) Grisly Bear rearing up on its hind legs and a (stuffed) fox looking at it. (A/N: This is actually in the airport of Anchorage, Alaska, for Lily has actually been there, and spent days living in a tent with her dad and the local mosquito population) Lily looked at it for a while and after announcing that she hated bears, said "Ha, ha, this bear makes us look shorter than we are…" Trowa started to tear up again… It was then that they heard the crowd behind them whisper:
"Look at those short kids…"
"Short…"
"I thought people from the continental United States were taller…"
"Midget…"
"Aren't guys supposed to be taller than girls" "Momma, that boy is vertically challenged and his hair is gravitationally improbable…"
"At least we Alaskans have an excuse… we're from Alaska for goodness sakes…"
"…ummm…short much…"
"SHUT THE F--- UP YOU DOGMOLESTING B----RDS, THOU WILST CLOSE THOSES--T HOLES YOU CALL MOUTHSBEFORETH ISHOVESTTHIS MACHINE OF GUN UP THINE ARSES ! YOU FILTHY POX-RIDDENWHORES WILL NOTSEETH THE LIGHT OF DAY EVER AGAIN AS I WILST RIP THINE EYES OUT OF THINE SOCKETS BEFORE I SMIGHTETH THEE!",sweared Lily in fancy, medievaltalk. She then smiled happily, and hugged Trowa for no apparent reason. (A/N: that was really nice censoring...)
When the crowd dispersed hurriedly, the two sho- vertically challenged ones heard clapping. They saw Rachel and company in the airport waiting for them. "What took you so long?" asked Rachel, curious…"We were directionally challenged…and Trowa's overly inflated male ego." Trowa looked away. "I don't get It, you're shorter than us, and yet we get all the comments…" Rachel then replied, "Height is only a number…" then Sesshomaru (and all of his beautiful, tall, fluffiness) towered over her.
Then, out of pure blah, Rachel said, "Is your refrigerator running, 'cause it's killing me!" Lily replied, "Does your face hurt?...Then you better go catch it!" Everyone stared at the two… much staring… Even the crowd came back and stared, but they left…because Lily looked at them… (A/N: I command absolute FEAR!)
Lily then turned to Trowa and announced, "I wuvs you".
Author's Notes:
The last sentence was completely random...but true...