One day, Ruto was swimming in Lake Hylia. She was running off from Zora's Domain just like her father had told her not to. Just by pure coincidence, the Lakeside Laboratory Witchdoctor came out. She was about to test her newest transfiguration potion on one of her subjects: a fish. "HeeHeeHee! Lets have some fun shall we?" The doctor whispered to hisself. "Oh Princess Ruto, I have something for you."
Ruto flips out of the water and in front of the doctor almost immediately.
"Yes."

"I want you to drink this potion. It is my newest transmotification potion. It
turns almost anything into human." The witchdoctor handed Ruto a black potion."Hand it over, you old haggard and stop teasing me!" Ruto snatched the potion and knocked the old witchdoctor into the water.
She gulped it without thinking. Everything started growing or was princess Ruto shrinking? And worse... she couldnt breathe the air. She flipped back into the water.

"HAH! Respect your elders you little fish girl! Now look what you are..." Ruto looks at her reflection in the water. "...a FISH! HAH!" The old hagg kicked the fish into the water.

'Now, what will I do? Link will never marry a fish.' Ruto, ashamed and
embarassed swam back into the reed pool to see herself being sucked into a fishing pond. 'Great. Now I am going to be caught by some selly lice-infested man. To think, the princess was treated this badly. Whenever I turn queen, I will defunitely have this place demolished.'
To make matters worse for the princess Ruto, Link runs up to the pond after giving the lice-man 20 rupees. He fishes. Ruto is caught by Link.
"Hey, you, blondie! I am a magical fish! If you give me three things, put me in a bottle and take me home and I will give you everything you ever wanted." The fish said.

"Woa! A talking fish. This will be interesting!" Link said to hisself as he
approached the tank. "Yes, fish, what are those three requests you ask of me?" "Yea, I want you to get me a potion from the lakeside laboratory. It turns anything into a human. Can you get that for me?" Ruto thought to herself. This will be fun. "The other request I ask of you is to take me to the lake Hylia. Put me in the water. I will tell you the third request after you get those two done!"

"Alrighty." Link said as he caught the fish in a bottle and carried it with
him. He bought the transmortification potion and he put the fish into the pond.

"I want you to drink that potion. Then, I am yours forever." Ruto said. Link
looked at the fish suspicously. "Whatever." Link said as he sipped the black potion. He then turned into a fish too.

"Now, it is your turn." The fish said as she swam closer to Link.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screamed as he swam away. Luckily, the potion only worked until 3 hours then the victim turned into a human. The only mishapp was that princess Ruto ended up as a zora, not a human.
THE END.