ELEVATOR OF DOOM…2!
Sequel to The Elevator of doom…bleheheh…(for those of you who don't want to read The elevator of doom, The Box is a fragment of a singing/talking Christmas card with an annoyingly high voice) Basically this is a crazy Big Brother style thing in an elevator, and YOU the readers get to choose who is evicted.
The box: Hello ladies and gentlemen, it's the year 2190, and after Big Brother collapsed into nothing, the Crazy Corporation is back with another reality TV show. We've taken 6 big names in the universe and trapped them against their will in an elevator. Every 4 hours one of them will be evicted, and the winner gets Adhesive Medical Strips! And the contestants are…Gir!
Gir: YAY!
The box: Tallest Purple!
Purple: Noooo! That's the second time I've been locked in an elevator!
The box: Gaz!
Gaz: when I get out of here, you are so dead…
The box: Zim!
Purple: WHAT? You mean I'm locked in an elevator with Zim….AGAIN?
Zim: Yes, yes, I am incredible.
The box: Dib!
Zim: WHAT?
Dib: AH! I don't know what kind of clever scheme this is Zim…
Zim: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Dib: but…Im…not…
The box: and finally…Tak!
Tak: ok…SOME BODY TELL WHAT'S GOING ON?
The box: and now….we start the show! Eviction happens in 4 hours so cast your vote at any time…
Time until eviction: 4 hours
Gir: YAY! YAYAYAYAYAYA-
Tak: SHUTUP! Its bad enough being stuck in here without you yammering away…I need to get out of here so I can find Zim!
Zim: SILENCE!
Tak: Zim?
Zim: eh, no…I'm…Madonna.
Tak: LIAR! Lunges out at the nearest person, but because its pitch black she hits Gaz instead.
Gaz: you….are….so….DEAD! Gir jumps on Tak's face and licks her.
Gir: you taste like meat!
Gaz: roasted meat…
Zim: MEATS OF EVIL!
Dib: I can hear aliens….but…I cant see them…
Purple: I can hear loonatics but I can't believe it!
Dib: whatever. We should just try to entertain ourselves until this eviction thing. Why don't we tell ghost stories!
Purple: why don't we roll around, beat each other senseless and lose our minds? Everybody stares at him
Zim: yeah! That's what you did the last time we were trapped in an elevator! Remember? I was there…and ooh! So were you! And Tallest Red….wow we had fun back then didn't we.
Purple: I still have nightmares about it!
Zim: you danced and you ran into walls and chewed Red's head and then you turned into a woman.
Dib: what?
Purple: ZIM!
Dib: Is that some kind of alien mutation? Turning into a woman?
Gaz: you better not mutate on me….
Purple: but he's lyin-
Tak: Great! I have to spend my time with a bunch of crazies!
Purple: I'm not crazy!
Tak: Tallest Purple?
Purple: yiiiis….
Tak: eh….hehe….sorry…Can I be an Invader?
Zim: no fair! I want to be an invader!
Purple: you already are one!
Tak: No I'm not!
Gir: I wanna be a bear…
Gaz: guess we can't have everything now can we?
Dib: Hey, are there rules about destroying the other contestants?
Gaz: I don't think so…
Dib: (thinking) Great! I can get Zim!
Gaz: (thinking) finally, I can get dib!
Tak: (thinking) yes! Zim is finished!
Gir: (thinking) Im hungry!
Purple: Is it me, or can Ihear people thinking.
Gir: I'm hungry!
Gaz: I hate you.
Gir: YAY!