Time until first eviction: 3 hours 20 minutes.

Favourite for eviction: Gaz

Gaz: If I get evicted…you will ALL PAY!

Dib: hey Zim where are you? I need to do…something…just…horrible…

Zim: over here Dib monkey!

Purple: monkey? There are monkeys in here? WHERES THE MONKEY?

Zim: here is the monkey! Points at Dib

Gir: isn't he a cute little monkey! Pokes Dib with a cheesy nacho

Purple: does he do tricks?

Gaz: he can stand on his big head.

Dib: my head is not big!

Gaz: yes it is…

Dib: is not! Besides! Your head's bigger!

Zim:oooh…

Gaz's face contorts with hideous pain and she starts strangling Dib with a lot of strangly power.

Tak: be quiet little humans. I don't have time for you!

Gir: do you have time for a big smelly hug? I brought my piggy with me!

Gir rubs the greasy piggy in Tak's face.

Tak: AH! Zim! Control your monster!

Zim: monster? AHHHHHH! Runs around in circles

Purple: I'm hungry!

Gaz: me too…can we order pizza?

Box: eh…no…

Gaz: WHAT?

Zim: why don't we sing merry songs instead!

Tak: why, in the name of Irk, WOULD WE DO THAT?

Dib: can you PLEASE stop shouting! Where did I put my alien sleep cuffs.

Gir: I DON'T WANNA GO TO SLEEP! AAAAAAH!

Purple: sits down I just wanted to see the monkey…

Tak: monkey? Where?

Gir: I think he's sleeping…

Gaz: (thinks) monkey pizza…

Purple: I want to see him do tricks!

Gir: YAY! MONK-EH!

Zim: out monkey! Do your tricks of doom!

Dib: THERE IS NO MONKEY!

Gir: no…monkey? WAAAAH!

Purple: no monkey! I want a refund!

Dib: of what!

Tak: no monkey? DIB! YOU PIG! YOU KILLED THE MONKEY!
Dib: there was no monkey!

Zim: wait, is Dib the monkey or the pig?

Gaz: or some horrible mix of piggy monkeyness…

Purple: ooh, even better!

Gir: wittle piggy monkey!

Dib: there is no piggy monkey!

Gaz: so what are we going to eat for lunch?

Every body looks up at the box.

Box: lunch, breakfast, dinner or any manner of food not included.

Tak: WHAT?

Box: Crazy corporation not liable for lawsuits concerning starvation or insaneness. Terms and conditions apply.

Zim: you know at the invader academy they teach you to survive on alien flesh during periods of starvation…

Gaz: sounds good to me.

Dib: jeez! We're only in here for 24 hours!

Gir: noooooo!

Zim: what? What's wrong?

Gir: I left the oven on…

Zoom over to Zim's house where the house in on fire.

Dib: sniggers

Zim: you know, you house is only 5 doors down, so it'll burn to.

Dib: damn it…

Purple: I like burning…

Dib: heh?

Tak: huh? Wha? Sorry I wasn't listening. What are we talking about now?

Purple: kabam! He pulls out a match and sets Tak's head on fire.

Tak: GAAAAH!

Time until first eviction: 2 hours 30 minutes