Time until eviction: 2 hours 30 minutes

Favourite for eviction: Gaz. BWAHAHA!

Tak: do you mind?

Eh…Sorry…

Purple: who hires these commentary people…

Tak: GAAAAH! Gets sprayed in the face by Gaz's acid soda AAAAH!

Gaz: Doesn't she play any different tunes? Stands on her foot

Tak: PIKOPIPIPIIPIIIIII!

Gaz: ok…

Dib: was that some kind of Irken distress signal?

Zim: kicks him in the face

Dib: PIKOPIPIPIIPIIIIII!

Zim: that answers that question.

Dib: you will pay for this Zim!

Purple: speaking of paying, when am I going to get refunds for my monkey?

Dib: THERE IS NO MONKEY!

Some body farts

Dib: gah…choking…evil alien gas….clogging….nerves…

Purple: no….that was the eggs I had for lunch.

Gir: I gots some eggs! Pulls out a bag of mushy green stuff They're over 4 years old!

Tak: Goes even greener than the average Irken that is….disgusting…

Gir: I opened once and every body in the park flew away! To live…out there in the stars! 'cause they can't live here no more! WHY?

Zim: maybe its because they're dead gir.

Gir: nu-uh! I seen one of them playing hide and seek! They were really good at it!

Zim: were they hiding in a wooden box on the back of a hearse?

Gir: like outta the Dracula movie…drools

Zim: I thought so.

Gaz: It can't smell that bad.

Purple: yeah! Open it!

Tak: NOO!

Dib: put it away gir!

Gaz: open it!

Purple: open-open-open-

Zim: THE GREAT ZIM SHALL DECIDE!

Tak: (sarcastically) oh, whoopee…

Zim: we shall hold a competition to decide the winner! He or she gets the eggs!

Gir: But I like my eggs!

Zim: SILENCE!

Dib: ok…so what do we have to do?

Zim: who can balance on Dib's greasy head for the longest!

Box: wow, the author of this episode really doesn't like Dib…

Dib: WHAT?


Zim picks everybody except Gir up and drops them on Dib's head one by one.

Zim: Dib! You're out! I have never seen such pitiful balancing!

Dib: but…how am I supposed to balance on my own head?

Gaz: don't be a sore loser…

Zim: yeah Dib, listen to the child!

Purple: wow, his heads even bigger from up here!

Dib: IS NOT!

Purple: is too!

Tak: stop babbling like babies. Honestly! Wobbles and grabs Purple for support. Purple falls off.

Purple: wah! I'm not gonna let you be an invader!

Tak: I'd rather not be an Invader than be gassed to death!

Gir: TAK! TAK! TAK!

Purple: Go Gaz!

Tak: I'm gonna win this earth girl!

Gaz: really? Pushes her off. I don't think so.

Dib; horrible….head ache…

Gaz: hm. I did it, and as winner I say OPEN THE BAG NOW!

Time until Gaz's inevitable eviction-

Gaz: HEY!

Tak: ehehehe…

Ahem. Sorry. : 2 hours.

Favourite for eviction-

Gaz: I'm going to warn you to shutup right now, before you do something stupid…