Time until eviction: 2 hours
Favourite for eviction: Gaz….and Tak?
Tak: what? NOOO! CURSE YOU!
Gaz: open the bag gir!
Gir: okie dokie.
Gir opens the bag. We zoom outside of the elevator where a random old lady in walking past. Green gas pours out of the elevator and the old lady falls into a coma (which Crazy Co takes no responsibility for). Then we zoom up to the Crazy Co control room to reveal that the dreaded stink has escaped into the air vent and killed all of the Crazy Co workers, and is escaping into the main vents where it will no doubt pour out of your computer screens in a moment.. Luckily, the author of this fic was not affected by-WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Ahem. We go back to the elevator where everybody has collapsed and is writhing with horrid smellyness except for Gir and Gaz who are unaffected.
Gir: Mmmm…Dips his finger in the eggyness and licks it.
Zim: AH! THE HORRID SMELL! IT SMELLS LIKE DOOKY!
Gaz: wimp. Dib smells worse.
Zim: hm…now that is true…
Dib: H-e-y…aa….it smells….like…toilet…
Gir: and that's the rotten tomato I put in last week.
Tak: throws up all over Dib That's….better…
Gir: want some? Offers Tak the bag
Tak: AAAAAH!
Gir: Face paint! Pours the contents of the bag on purple
Purple:….I….can't….believe…you just did that….faints
Zim: I now unveil…the magic marker of doom! Draws a moustache on Purple's gunk covered face.
Purple: Zim, when I stop STINKING! I will do some thing horrible to you…
Gaz: Gunk fight! Picks up the gunk and hurls it at Tak who throws up on Gir.
Gir: yay! Pulls out random assortment of out of date food
Dib: stop it!
Purple: listen to the stink thing!
Dib: I'm not a stink thing! You smell worse!
Purple: nu-uh!
Tak: Everybody, calm down. We'll get used to the smell soon, and everything will be-twitches- JUST HORRIBLE!
Zim: o…k….
Tak: I hate you people!
Dib: ok….but Zim smells worse than I do.
Zim: leans forward and writes 'smelly jerk' on Dibs huge head-
Dib: stop saying my head is big! Sorry…
Zim: hehehe…
Dib: leave me alone!
Tak: AAAAHHH! Hits Dib
Dib: what was that for?
Tak: I don't know, I just got the urge to run around, scream and hit you.
Dib: is it me or do people deliberately vent their anger out on me?
Zim: throws gunk in Dib's face nah…
Dib: you…alien…thing…
Purple: is that supposed to be an insult?
Dib: And your next!
Tak: oh sure, just forget I exist!
Dib: AAAAAH!
Zim: get used to it…
I think that was quite a bit shorter than the others…hm…sorry….anyhoo, cast all votes in quickly, eviction happens in chapter 6.
Purple: good! I wanna go home!
The box: Im sorry, you seem to be the most popular elevator mate!
Purple: you mean…I might be stuck here for TWENTY FOUR HOURS? Why do you people poke me!
Tak: nobody's poking you!
Purple: leave me alone…