Gaz throws the last spork at Tak, and it flies straight for her eye. Just before it hits her, it freezes and drops to the floor.

Tak: Wha?

Box: EVICTION TIME!

Gaz: But there aren't any sporks left!

Box: And this episodes first eviction is….GAZ!

Gaz: At least I get out of here.

Box: um….yeah….

Gaz: open the doors then!

Box: We can't, due to the fact other members might escape, you might try to murder someone on the way out and there's an old lady in a coma out side of the elevator and the paramedics are stuck in a traffic jam.

Gaz: So how am I going to get evicted?

A huge laser canon sprouts out of the wall and fries Gaz.

Tak: O.O

Purple: that was a bit drastic…

Zim: no kidding…

Dib: NOOOOO!

Tak: jeez Dib, it was only Gaz!

Dib: Points accusingly at Zim I blame you! You got us into this mess in the first place!

Zim: What are you going on about!

Gir: aw….Gaz took my sporks….

Tak: I give you sporks in a minute…

Purple: well, at least theres more room in here!

Zim: Now all we need is Dib evicted and that's one huge head out of the way!

Dib: nu-uh! Pulls out chopsticks

Purple: what are you going to do with those?

Tak: yeah, are you going to eat him?

Dib jumps on Zim, poking him with chopsticks and chewing his head.

Zim: AHHH!

Tak: Now that's something I've wanted to see in a long time…

Zim: help meeee! Gir, defence mode!

Gir: my….sporks…WHY MY SPORKS? WHHHHHYYYY!

Tak: why do you even bother…

Dib: well that's my vengeance done.

Zim: pain…POKE! Pokes Dib, knocking him over I am the pokiest! BOW BEFORE ME! Pokes Dib insanely

Purple: poke fi-

Tak: don't you dare….

Gir: why not…

Purple: aw…pokes her in the eye

Tak: what are you, The Tallest or a raving loonatic?

Purple: pokes her. Meheheh…

Gir: triumphantly find one of his sporks and pokes Tak in the brain.

Tak: NYAAA! My brain! My brrrrrr….aaaaaa…..iiiiinn…..Rolls around on the floor getting covered in gunk. NENANEANANANANEEEHEEE…

Dib: why is Tak screaming like a loonatic?

Zim: That's how some body sounds when they've lost it. How long until the next eviction?

Purple: I'm not falling for that again! Last time you ate my watch!

Dib: huh?

Zim: I gave it back!

Purple: You threw it up!

Zim: you hugged it!

Purple: Yeah well….I wasn't feeling very good then.

Tak: We need to escape this place! You two! Points at Purple and Zim How did you escape last time?

Purple: we didn't…

Tak: oh dear…We're doomed…

Gir: YAY! Doom doom de doom doom doom,

Dib: This is not a good time! Zim, tell your robot to shutup!

Zim: aha! Grabs the chopsticks off him and attacks

Purple: this is going to be a looooooooooooooooooooong day….

Gir: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Tak: We get the point!

Time until eviction: 3 hours 40 minutes.

Voting for the second eviction begins now.