Commercial break!
Guy: Hi! Do you want the perfect gift this Summer? Buy this brand new woolly scarf! Perfect if you want to sit at that garden party looking like a total freak! Buy now and get some mittens! I like mittens…BUY THE MITTENS!
Ugly singing commercial Girls (USCG): Mittens, the scarfiest gift this year!
Other Guy: Do want action?
Boy: no…
Other Guy: Do you want fun?
Boy: no…
Other Guy: well for fun and action, buy this great espresso machine! Makes 14 cups of coffee at a time, and is guaranteed not to explode! (in theory)
Boy: no really, I have an exam tomorrow; can you get out of my room?
Other Guy: You're just thrilled aren't you?
Boy: How did you get into my house?
Other: eh…gotta go folks! RUUUUUN!
USCG: run, run, run away, or you won't drink espresso for another day!
Boy: Who pays these people?
Dude: did you wake up this morning to find you husband/wife/younger sibling dead on the carpet? Are you certain that it wasn't that ton of bricks you dropped on them?
Boy: LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TO STUDY!
Dude: well call Sherlock Holmes detective agency! The prime detective-
Boy: didn't you hear, he's being eaten!
Dude: who?
Boy: Sherlock!
Dude: why?
Boy: Don't you watch TV? The elevator mates tied him up and now they're roasting him over a fire!
Dude: WHAT?
Boy: I dunno.
USCG: Sherlock detective agency, for all your murder and cannibal needs!
Box: Aaaaaand back to the show!
Back in the elevator, the elevator mates have tied Sherlock up and are roasting him over a spit. Zim is forcing Dib to turn the spit, Purple and Tak are dancing all American Indian style around them. Gir is dressed in a tuxedo and is kinda reading from a bible.
Sherlock: AAAAAH! IT BURNS!
Tak: nicely toasted…
Dib: why do we have to eat him?
Tak: QUIET! I'm all hungry and when I'm hungry I –twitch-NEED TO CHEW YOUR HANDS! HAHAH! SOON YOU SHALL ONLY HAVE STUBS! BLEEDING STUBS!
Purple: heehee… Dib glares at him hey, I spend 5 hours with Zim in an elevator, why shouldn't Tak suffer?
Tak: stubs….stubs…stubs…
Dib: right now I am very scared…
Zim: AHEM! Gir will now read the opening meal….speech…..thing…
Gir: hello! Thank you all for coming! We are gathered here to witness the union of this hapless detective and our rumbling bellies.
Holmes: YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!
Gir: as the first preparation, we must jam an apple into Holmes's mouth to shut him up.
Zim pokes Dib, who sighs and jams an apple in Holmes's mouth.
Holmes: MMNM! (translation: I'm suing!)
Dib: I feel you're pain…
Holmes: MHMNM! (translation: I doubt it)
Gir: Thank you! Now we dance! And then we eat!
Dib: WHY?
Purple: DO NOT DISOBEY THE PRIEST!
Dib: he's not a priest! He's insane!
Gir: DO IT! DANCE!
Tak: no really, why should we dance?
Zim: It'll make the detective taste better.
Tak: YEAH! DAAAAAANCING….
Purple: yeah! Lets dance!
Gir: break it down! Doo-doo-doo-de-doo-doo…
Dib: THIS IS MADNESS!
Holmes: MHNNNM!
Tak: shut up or we're eating you for desert!
Dib: madness….
Purple: come on Dib! Dance with us!
Dib: is sucked into an imaginary world
Fantasy Purple: Join us Dib!
Fantasy Tak: Join us! Join our league of super crazy aliens!
Fantasy Gir: I like you…
Fantasy Zim: Yeah Dib, soon you shall go insane! BWAHAHA!
Fantasy Purple: shut up Zim.
Fantasy Holmes: Eat me! Eat me!
Gaz's ghost: wow, I'm missing this?
Fantasy Holmes: Eat me!
Dib:shudders and wakes up I will not dance!
Tak: You know, I still have a few sporks-
Dib: ok! I'll dance! Sheesh….
Time until eviction: 3 hours
Favourite for eviction: Tak.