Time until eviction: 1 hour 30 minutes
Fav for eviction: Tak.
Gir: YAAAAAAAY!
Tak: AAAAAAAH!
Purple: NOOOOO!
Dib: HEEEELP!
Zim: why is everyone screaming?
Dib: um…I blame purple.
Tak: not this again…
Purple: oh! So that's how you want it huh?
Dib: that's how I want it.
Purple: Well I challenge you to a contest!
Dib: what kind of contest?
Gir: oooh! I have an idea!
Zim: I wanna be the referee!
Tak: And I'll just sit here and watch your pain.
Gir: first challenge!
Dib: I can beat an alien no problem.
Gir: who can not go blind for the longest!
Purple: what?
Gir: you both get sporks and you must poke each others eyes out!
Dib: that's not fair! He's too tall!
Zim: silence! GET POKING!
Purple stabs his spork into Dibs ear. Dib sighs and sits down. Purple tries to get his spork out but its stuck.
Purple: wha? No fair!
Dib: Is there a doctor in the audience?
Zim: I declare Purple the winner!
Dib: WHAT? HOW?
Zim: I dunno.
Purple: in your face big head boy!
Dib: can some one just get this spork out of my ear?
Tak: what is it with sporks anyway?
Gir: spoons! Begins stabbing Tak mercilessly with a spoon.
Tak: PAIN! HORRIBLE…JUST HORRIBLE!
Dib: hello? Spork in my brain?
Zim: that's nice Dib. Poke her in the eye Gir!
Purple: 20 monies if you can jam it down her throat!
Dib: I'm in serious pain here!
Tak: AAAAH!
Purple: Gir! Gooooo Gir!
Dib: Has anyone even noticed that there's a spork sticking out of my ear?
Zim: go gir go!
Dib: HEEELLOOOO? Need…paramedic…
Purple: oooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning…
Tak: are you guys going to help me? GIR! STOP SPOONING ME!
Box: We interrupt this program to remind you that you can be just like Gir and his spoon by buying new Tak flavoured ice cream, made from real Tak, in stores today!
Tak: WHAT?
Box: hey, I don't make these things.
Dib: HAS ANYBODY NOTICED, AT ALL, THAT THERE IS A SHARP KITCHEN UTENSIL JAMMED IN MY EAR?
Zim: who?
Dib: you know, I used to think dark forces were opposing me. Now I know its just you…Zim and your horrible…brain of…horribleness…
Purple: Horrible fest!
Tak: can you stop spooning me now Gir?
Gir: okie dokie!
Eviction happens in five minutes.
Tak: oh no! I'm gonna get evicted!
Zim: I have an idea!
Purple: YOU have an idea? Let me guess, it involves setting the elevator on fire doesn't it.
Zim: eh…I have another idea!
Tak: tell me!
Zim: when they evict some one, they kill them right?
Box: not necessarily, we just did that to Gaz because we had nothing else to do.
Zim: SILENCE! So basically, we kill her before they do!
Purple: THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE!
Tak: ARE YOU INSANE IN YOUR TINY MIND?
Zim: Dib, open your mouth.
Dib: Why?
Zim: just do it.
Gir: OPEN IT!
Dib: okay…
Zim picks up Tak and rams her down Dib's throat.
Purple: I can't believe you just did that.
Dib: gaaah…YOU JUST MADE ME EAT HER!
Zim: yep. May she rest in pain.
Gir: aw….I wanted to eat her….
Zim: you can eat the next person Gir.
Box: weeeell…..Doesn't that put us ahead of schedule.
Purple: SOME ONE GET ME OUTTA THIS ELEVATOR!
Dib: I can't believe you shoved her down my throat!
Zim: I figured the extra fibre might make your body grow in proportion to you head.
Dib: LEAVE MY HEAD ALONE!
Voting for eviction number 3 begins now.
Time until eviction: 4 hours.
I shall be going on holiday for a week. I may post another part Saturday or Sunday, but after that you'll have to wait. BWAHAHA-sorry…