Yes, the author is back, full of new madness for this fic (try sleeping in a room with my friends for a week), anda greatidea for another sequel (which doesn't involve an elevator this time). But I won't be revealling any of that yet.
Box: she's back. have mercy...
Dib: can we come out of suspended animation yet?
Purple: you already have Dib thing.
Dib: talk about stealing Zim's insults.
Zim: NOBODY STEALS MY INSULTS!
Time until next eviction: 2 hours (next chapter)
Dib: that was weird.
Zim: yes. Yes it was.
Purple: I'm still hungry from that kitten. Can we eat another guest star?
Box: NOO!
Gir: aw, why not?
Box: You've already eaten a kitten, made a detective explode and devoured one of the contestants!
Purple: She was going to die anyway!
Dib: Stupid Zim…
Zim: OH I'M stupid am I?
Dib: that's what I said.
Zim: So I'M stupid?
Dib: yes.
Zim: AM I?
Dib: ZIM!
Zim: AM I?
Purple: shutup Zim.
Zim: I don't wanna!
Dib: why don't we annoy Zim for once?
Purple: tears well up Because Gir growled at me…
Dib: How you became leader of an empire I have no idea.
Purple: Can I have my doughnut back?
Dib: what doughnut?
Zim: the one we used as a wedding ring.
Dib: AH-HAH! That's what I wanted to kill you about!
Gir:…Can we get a divorce yet? I WANT A DIVORCE!
Dib: When I get this straight jacket off I will murder you.
Gir: You're mean to me, you never like it when I put make up on you and you bit a chunk out the wedding ring doughnut thing!
Purple: mmmh? No that was me.
Gir: oh…attacks Purple in an insane fit of insane insaneness.
Zim: Dib, if you don't stop making my robot go crazy-
Dib: what can you possible do?
Zim: Right! A cage comes out of Zim's pak and falls on Dib. Then a screen appears.
Dib: educational television!
Purple: ZIM! Get Gir off me!
Zim: That's right Dib!
Purple: ZIM!
Dib: no…you….can't…
Purple: HELLO?
Gir: DIE!
Purple: dying….horribly…pain…
Zim: fear my education!
TV Guy: Don't you sometimes feel sad? Well our next program, Mindless Devotion Hypnosis Through Math Lessons, will be sure to make you happy! Or Else!
Dib: NOOOOOOO!
Time until eviction: 1 hour.
Fav for eviction: Purple.