Fav for eviction: Gir
Gir: aaw….
Dib: just the 3 of us left now.
Gir: OO! We're gonna have so much fun!
Zim: speaking of fun- Zim retrieves the educational television and turns it off pause.
Dib: NOOO! TURN IT OFF!
TV: 2+2You Will obey. You will obey. Obey the numbers.
Dib: no….so….many…sums….
Zim: wow, this stuff really has a nasty effect on humans. I have a plan to take over the world!
Gir: make every one watch this until they're brain's explode?
Zim: no! We shall sell potato chips!
Dib: WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Zim: then, they shall become fat. We will strap them to their sofas and force them to watch-
Dib: not educational television!
Zim: CARTOONS! And then after so long they will become stupid! So stupid…
Dib: I'm confused, what has this got to do with…horror…
TV: Maths is good. You like it. You love it. BWAhAHAHA!
Dib: must resist….no really, what's it got to do with Educational television?
Zim: when they are stupid, we will make them watch it, and their tiny stupid fat minds will explode!
Dib: you know, you could save a lot of time and potato chips if you just use Gir's plan and make them watch Educational television right away.
Zim: nah, that would never work.
Dib: ok. Thanks for telling me your plan Zim!
Zim: 0-0 um…that was a fake plan!
Dib: sure it was.
Zim: LIES FROM YOUR MOUTH!
Gir: Math…must…add….numbers…
Dib: looks like your robot is resistant to the awesome power of boring math lessons too Zim! Zim…add….Zim…equals…ZimZim….uh…legs….all….wobbly…
Gir: must…laugh….at Dib….snaps out of it and laughs at Zim so hard he rolls on the floor.
Zim: well. I think you've met your match Dib.
TV: obey the numbers…
Dib: I obey…
TV: in the event that you are locked in an elevator with an alien, destroy the alien…
Zim: HEH?
Dib: Must….eat….Zim….
Zim: AAAAH!
Dib starts chewing Zim's head. Again.
Zim: get it off! Gir! Turn the TV off!
TV: destroy the non believer!
Gir: doo-de-doo-doo-dooo….
Zim: TURN IT OFF GIR! HE'S EATING MY GUTS!
We zoom in on Gir's blank expression to reveal he is day dreaming.
And then the squirrel fleeeew away….
I was the chubby lady hiding behind the bushes.
Zim: GIR! HELP ME! WAKE UP AND TURN THE TV OFF!
I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
Wait, if you kill Dib in the past, he won't be your enemy, so you won't have to send a robot back, but then he WILL be your enemy so you will have to send a robot back-
Zim: GIR!
Gir explodes, short circuiting the TV
Dib: aeah…
Zim: phew. That was lucky.
Dib: See what happens when you mess with the awesome might of Education?
Zim: Gir explodes?
Dib: YES! Well…no…
Zim: You go homicidal and start eating people?
Dib: NO! You're missing the point!
Zim: Zim misses the point?
Dib: I hate you.
Gir: I loves you all too…
Time until next eviction: 2 and a half hours.