Box: commercial break!
Guy: are feeling depressed?
Boy: no kidding, I failed my exam. BECAUSE YOU SALES PEOPLE KEEP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!
Guy: well make those worries go a way with this brand, spanking new, scientist approved-
Boy: Lemme guess, toothpaste.
Guy:….the boy is psychic! Hail the boy!
Boy: MOM!
Ugly singing commercial Girls (USCG): Hail the magic tooth paste, you'll find it quite a habit, you'll be brushing when you watch TV, sponsored by Roger Rabbit!
Roger Rabbit: LIAR! I've been framed!
Gal: Theres a new store opening in town!
Girl: REALLY?
Gal: no.
Girl:….WHY? Bursts into tears and throws tantrum
Gal: I was being sarcastic! Stupid public and their stupid questions….any way, come down to Payne's Pain store for all your torture needs! Hey! Stop crying on my shoes!
Girl: You know I'm going to have to eat you now.
Gal: huh?
The camera turns away to show a cute hamster and lots of horrible noises are heard.
Camera guy: We could show you whats happening, but we decided not to bore you and show this cute hamster instead.
Audience: aw…
Guy with dreamy voice: Invid classics are back….with tunes to blow you away….
Dib's class: ohhh, we all love the white coat man, the white coat man, the white coat man, we all love the white coat man, he's coming to take us away!
Membrane: I think they're onto us Simpson…
Guy: Tunes to soothe the soul…
Scottish skool kids: With swish of his hat and a swipe of his blade, he hacked at the corpse til the price was paid, Eliza, Eliza!
Guy: Tunes to bring back priceless memories…
Ol' fogies with fiddles: Oooooh, back in the days when the hen was young and not dead all over the floor, the Nazi invaders dropped their bombs, but we can't recall what for!
Guy: Don't miss out on our special offer….
Box: and we're back on!
Zim: WHERE WERE YOU GENERAL PUBLIC? Ooh, you're despicable, I bet you were having a commercial break or something….
Dib: Zim, this is a TV show! There has to be commercial breaks!
Gir: And I ordered this neat CD!
Dib: finally! Music!
Ol' Fogies with Fiddles: Up we were, on the Nazi front, because we had a hunch, the germans, despite their guns and things had invited us out for lunch.
Dib: huh?
Ol Fogies: Turns out they were decent chaps, so Churchhill got the blame,
And then they kicked him off the post, it was really quite a shame.
Zim: OOH! I love this song! Starts square dancing with Gir
Ol' fogies: Oh Charles he got his head lopped off, he paid a hefty fee,
But Jimmy went and stole the loot and we had the head for tea!
Dib: I find this very disturbing….
Gir: Come on Dib! Dance!
Dib: Is eviction soon? Some body shoot me…
Zim: who knew that kidnapping old men from old peoples homes and getting them drunk make such good party tunes!
Gir: YAY!
Dib: I'm standing in an elevator with an insane robot and a square dancing alien. Oh yeah. Eat that loonatic asylum…
Scottish skool kids: Eliza girl your such a fool, there was nothing you could do, now be a dear and mop up the guts 'cause your husbands chopped in two!
Dib: and a CD that plays nothing but weird…stuff…
Guy: now for the pig concerto!
Pig:…oink….oink…
Dib: Right, that thing is coming off right now!
Eviction in: 10 minutes
Far for eviction: Gir.