Time until Eviction: 10 minutes.
Fav for eviction: Gir.
Zim!!! the CD stays!
Dib: there is nothing stupider than that CD!
Ol fogies: You're probably sayin' that this is dumb, as dumb as dumb can be,
But we say you're dumber than a talking box, 'cause you bought this CD, oh-fiddle-dee-dee!
Dib:…who makes these things?
Box: Crazy co! Yours for only $10, call 0-800-PIGGY.
Dib:…explains a lot.
Zim: cheer up Dib! It's only gonna get worse from now on!
Dib:…I hate you.
Zim: me too…
Dib: Stop it!
Zim: stop what?
Dib: don't do that again…
Zim: do what!
Dib: go away or…um…I'm telling…(to himself) ouch. That came out horribly…
Zim: LIES! LIES! You make me do what I really don't want to do! Stuffs a burrito in his mouth. His head swells up with horribleness. Stupid human food…
Dib: why did you do that?
Gir: tears That was….beautiful…
Box: speaking of beautiful, EVICTION TIME!
Dib: finally!
Box: and the Evictee is….Gir!
Dib: damn it.
Box: as the final evictee before the final round, you win an exclusive, once in a life time, all expenses paid trip to a human old fogies home!
Gir: with fiddles?
Ol fogies: OOOH, come and see our fogies home, all expenses paid with gold,
By the time you mange to break out, you'll have gone all stale and old!
Box: Congratulations Gir!
A tube comes through the ceiling and sucks Gir up.
Box: And finally, the final round is here! Our final contestants, Dib and Zim, must take part in elevator challenges which will have no effect on the final outcome!
Dib: Then why do we do it?
Box: the crazy co. crew got a bit bored. Remember to vote for the winner of….ELEVATOR OF DOOM!
Zim: I will win earth monkey! I've waited all day for this moment!
Dib: Earth to Zim, so have I!
Box: first pointless challenge! Who has the biggest head!
Zim's head swells down to regular size.
Zim: aw…
Box: to decide this you must punch a hole in these beanie bags, using only your head!
Two large beanie bags appear in the air and Zim and Dib are attacked by straight jackets.
Box: you have to keep jumping or the cannibal pigs will get you!
Cannibal Pigs: Zzzz…
Box: WAKE UP!
Cannibal Pigs: OINK!
Box: The final eviction happens in 2 hours after 5 pointless contests! Make your vote count!