Two hours until final eviction.
Fav for winning: It's a draw…
Dib jumps and jumps, the pigs go back to sleep and Zim watches. Dib slips and hits his head on the floor.
Dib: uuh…
Zim: hm…It seems the dib beast is taking a nap…
Dib: my head….
Zim: maybe I should wake him up. Hits Dib repeatedly with a spork.
Dib: why…
Zim: ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE!
Dib: stupid challenges.
Box: the next challenge is to make a piñata explode!
Dib: what piñata?
Box: eh…we couldn't find one so you'll have to blow each other up.
Zim: neat.
Dib: Zim! We have to work together here! This Box person is torturing us!
Zim: should we tie it to a spit?
Dib: NO! That's just- well…I guess we could but-
Zim: ROASTED BOX!
Box: NO!
Dib: Zim! Stop being stupid!
Zim: must…roast…talking Box…
Dib: I have to put my foot down now Zim!
Zim: Ok, you get roasted first.
Dib? Um… no! roast the box! He's annoying!
Box: Dib's heads bigger!
Zim: (singing to the tune of Reddy the red eyed Tallest- um, I mean Rudolph the red nosed reindeer) Dibby, the big headed human, had a very very big head!
Box: YEAH! CHRISTMAS SONGS! And if you every saw him, you usually ended up dead,
Dib: HEY!
In the massive where Red is watching TV…
Red:…déjà vu…
General: shouldn't you try and get Purple out of jail?
Red:….nah…lots of fire appears…I WILL RULE IRK! BWAHAHA!
General: security, call the looney bin, Red's lost it again…
Dib: STOP SINGING NOW!
Box: fine big head boy. Why don't you make a speech on why you should win to kill time?
Zim: OOH! ZIM SHALL SPEAK! Ahem. Lots more fire appears. PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSE!
Dib: stop shouting!
Zim: sorry. You fools made the mistake of locking Zim into this elevator of doom, for I have tricked you all! With my evil Dibby minion-
Dib: since when am I your evil Dibby minion?
Zim: since now. With my evil Dibby minion, I have fooled you all into dropping your guard, and Zim has taken over!
Dib: Zim! You haven't won yet!
Zim: Thanks to your incompetence, I have taken over and will rule with an iron fist!
Dib: you've used that line before. Why is no one listening to me?
Zim: fine I will rule with A CHEESEY FIST! SO VERY CHEESEY! BWAHAHAH! No matter whether I win, or this pathetic Dib thing wins, know this! There will be no winner, ONLY DOOM!...and….possibly some fires….um…thanks…uh…have a nice day.
Box: BRAVO! Loving it Zim!
Dib: Am I the only sane one here?
Box: some times its important to be insane.
Dib: really…
Box: LIKE THIS! A huge mallet hits Zim.
Zim OW!
Dib:…
Zim: I'm ok, Zim is fine.
Dib: you're alive!
Zim: so it would seem…
Dib: Hugs Zim so tight he can't breathe
Zim: GAH! PAIN….DIB!
Dib: yes Zim?
Zim: let go of me…
Dib: nope.
Zim: gr….
Dib: now whos crazy?
Box: you are.
Dib: lets go of Zim I hate you…
Winner declared next chapter! Some body break the tie…