A Win Win Situation

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist

"Taisa, Edward's coming."

Glancing up sharply at Hawkeye I hastily run to my office as the first sounds of impending doom reach my ears. Desperately now, I fling the door shut in the face of my hell-bent adversary, but unfortunately his foot is so small that at the last second he wedges it in the crack between the wall and the door, stopping the door's movement. Jumping behind my desk I land unceremoniously in my leather chair. Gracefully I fold my hands and place my elbows on the top of my hard desktop, and as he storms in with a harsh kick at my wilting door I rest my chin on the bridge created by my overlapping fingers.

"Well, hello, Fullmetal, nice to see you. Was there something you wanted?" My innocent look and charming smile seem to have little to absolutely no effect on him what-so-ever.

"You know damn well what I want!" Steam seems to billow from his ears, but of course that's an impossible action… upon further speculation… maybe not for Edward. Nothing happens to be impossible for the prodigy of this world…even making a fool like me fall for him.

"Edward, my dear, if I knew what you wanted I wouldn't have asked." I sigh in mock patience.

His cheeks flame a cherry red, "I told you never to call me that in public."

Grinning at him I reply, "We're not in public. We happen to be in my office where you desperately chased me after I left the house this morning… sure did take you awhile to get here though."

I try hard to restrain a chuckle as he begins to sputter slightly… 'aww so cute!'

"I…I did NOT chase you! I would NEVER chase you. I HATE it when you come over and stay the night, I just… I wouldn't… I didn't…"

Putting on my best hurt face I gruffly let out, "Then…you don't want me to…come over tonight?" I drop my gaze to the table top and even let out a tiny sniffle or two.

I sense him, more than see him, move around the desk and stop to stand beside me. I start a little as two cold fingers grasp my chin and pull upwards, forcing me to face him. Because he's so friggin short even though I'm sitting our faces are nearly on the same level, with him just an inch above me.

"I absolutely, definitely, no question about it, do NOT want you to… stop coming to my house. And with that he leans down, barely, and pulls my lips apart with his tongue before he dives into the wet depths beyond. Smiling into the kiss I answer back with a ferocity that only I have been able to obtain…this usually knocks the ladies off their feet, but seeing as how it's Ed I have to help him along by sweeping him up into a tiny bundle in my lap.

'HA," I think to myself, "I WIN!"

A/N: hee hee Roy wins…but of course. No one can best that man, not EVEN Edward. And although I do love you Ed, I just can't allow you to reject my Mustang.

Ed: PSH! Don't I have any say in this?

DatenshiBlue39: no

Ed: That's not fair. I refuse. I would NEVER forgive that man….or SLEEP with him for that matter.

Roy: Oh but you did, my dear. (grin)

Ed: (puffs out) DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Roy: Come on, please don't get mad at me…here come with me in this innocent little dark closet and I'll make it up to you. (thinking to himself, 'fall for it, fall for it, fall for it').

Ed: (suddenly not so angry, and looking a tad bit gleeful) "ok."

DatenshiBlue39: YES! I WIN AGAIN!