Hello Kids! I have decided to make a Furuba Story! A Christmas Furuba Story! BUM BUM BUM I was going to write it in story form, but I wanted to have them do it as a play, so I could include all the Characters. :) I am writing based on what I know of the Anime. Enjoy!
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Steph: All right guys, line up!
-everyone scrambles to get in line-
Teff: ATTENT-HUT! -walking back and forth along the line- THIS WILL BE BRUTAL! THIS WILL BE TUFF! I WILL SEND YOU HOME CRY TO YOURE MOMMIES!
Steph: Teff. It's a play, get over youself.
Teff: Oh. Um, yes. Of course.
Steph: Anyway, I would like to announce what parts everyone got.
Hiro: What if we don't like out part?
Teff: -gets so close their noses are touching- THEN YOU WILL SUCK IT UP! DO YOU HEAR ME?
Hiro: -cowers in fear- Yes ma'am.
Steph: Okay then. -posts up parts on Bulletin Board-
-everyone tramples Steph to get to boards-
Kyo: Ebeneezer Scrooge
Haru: Jacob Marely
Yuki: Bob Kratchet
Uotani: Bob's Wife
Momiji: Tiny Tim
Hiro: Boy
Tohru: Christmas Past
Shigure: Christmas Present
Akito: Christmas Yet to Come
Hatori: Fred
Ristu: Fred's wife
Kagura: Scrooge's Sister
Ayame: Fizzywig
Kisa: Scrooge's old girlfriend
Hanajima: Charity Collector
Kyo: WHAT? I'M SCROOGE? THAT SUCKS!
Kagura: I play your sister? -sobs- WHY DOES KISA GET TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! -starts beating up Kyo-
Yuki: Uo-san is my wife?
Uo: Didn't expect that coming.
Tohru: I'm the ghost of Christmas Past! Yay!
Hatori: Why is Ritsu my wife? He's a guy.
Steph: Heh. Well, we were short one girl you see...
Ayame: Alas, Ritsu is so Lucky. He gets to dress up as a girl!
Ritsu: -bursts out in tears- I'M SO SORRY!
Hatori: As long as I don't have to do any scenes with Ayame or Shigure, I'm fine.
Steph: Well, there is one scene...
Hana: Hmm. Charity Collector. Interesting.
Haru: Oh. I'm Marely huh? I guess lugging around a bunch of chains won't be so bad.
Momiji: God bless us! Every one!
Hiro: "Boy." Am I just a listless boy?!?
Kisa: -looks at Kyo- I am you're girlfriend?
Kyo: Oh no! NO! Dont get the wrong idea!
Kagura: KYO! HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME!?
Kyo: Meep.
Kagura: -starts beating up Kyo-
Akito: The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. Do I get to kill anyone?
Teff: No, but you get to carry a sythe.
Akito: I feel a familiar burst of evilness coursing through my veins.
Teff: Yah, that can't be good.
Steph: -sigh- Lets hope we all make it through this play alive.
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Please read and reviews! -sees Akito walk by with Sythe- Aherm. If you will exuse me a moment.