Steph: AHAAHA! Intermission!
Momiji: Yay! –runs over to the snack table and starts stuffing his face with cookies-
Teff: -is leaning against stage door which is shaking- Help! It's the mad fangirls! –is crushed by door as it comes down on top of her-
Steph: -counting heads- There are only six of you?
Kisari: -shrugs and goes over to play with Haru's toaster-
Hiro: -to Kisari- Are you so incompetent that you can't do anything but play with toasters?
Kisari: -shrugs-
Hiro: -anime vein-
Anya Shojo: There may be only six of us, but we LOVE Fruits Basket!
Teff: T.T I feel so unloved. –perks up- What I need is a Kyo hug!
Kyo: NO! NO! GET AWAY!
-Teffy makes to glomp Kyo but Sara beats her to it-
Sara: I wuv you Kyo!
Kyo: AH! Someone! Help! Spine is being crushed!
Boomkat: -Yanks Kyo away from Sara- My turn!
Kyo: 0-0 Meep.
Boomkat: LOTS OF LOVES AND HUGGIES KYO!
Kyo: GAH! SHE'S INSANE! –runs away-
Boomkat: -chases after-
Haruko: -looks indecisively between Akito, Shigure, and Haru- Must choose. MUST CHOOSE!
Hatori: Why don't you just take turns hugging them?
Haruko: Good Idea! –hugs Haru- I love you Haru!
Haru: My heart belongs to Yuki.
Haruko: Whatever! –hugs Shigure- I love you Shi-chan!
Shigure: -tears of happiness in his eyes- Yes! I am being hugged by a highschool girl and am not poofing! –hugs back-
Hatori: -wacks Shigure over the head- Let go before someone decides to call the police.
Haruko: -hugs Akito- I love you Akito.
Akito: … Now where did my sythe go…..?
Haruko: -.-() Eh heh… Gotta go! –zips off-
Boomkat and Sara: Come back Kyo!
Kyo: You'll never catch me!
Julie: Oh Momiji! You're sooooo Cute! –hugs Momiji-
Momiji: Und ob ich es weiss!(Dont I know it!)
Teff: Will everyone who did not get hugged please line up by the wall!
-everyone lines up-
Teff: Let's see, we have…. Hatori, which is to be expected…. Ayame, which surprises the hell outta all of us I sure…. Kisa and Kagura, sorry bout' that… Yuki….-takes both Yuki and Tohru by the shoulders and makes them hug- Oh don't blush! We all knew it was coming! There's also Rin (who just showed up at the end of book 8!)…. Ritsu-
Ritsu: IM SO SORRY! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! I AM JUST THE SCUM THAT LIVES ON SCUM THAT LIVES ON SCUM!
Teff: -pokes Ritsu's side, making him shut up- I think that's it… Uo and Hana don't count, cuz we all only know what'll happen if we hug them….
-lights go out-
SLAM!
Steph: What was that?
Boomkat: KYO! KYO ARE YOU OKAY!
Akito: I'm not Kyo.
Boomkat: Oh, sorry. –slam is heard- Kyo! Where are you?
Yuki: She didn't just-
Teff: Oh yeah. She tossed him.
Steph: While we get things up and running, how about you chill and just go read a manga or somethin'.
Julie: I would, but since you didn't come to school today, I don't have the 8th Fruits Basket!
Steph: Oh yeah… Did I mention to our readers that I'm home sick today?
CRASH!
Boomkat: KYO! I FOUND YOU!
Shigure: Ah! Highschool girls are so soft!
Boomkat: -SMACK!- PERVERT! –another slam is heard-
Hatori: What an idiot.
Steph: Boomkat! Please try not to kill everyone before the next scene! We need them!
Teff: -sigh- I'm gonna save y'all the pain and end the chapter now. PLEASE REVIEW!
SLAM!
Boomkat: Kyo! Kyo!
-toaster pops-