Disclaimer:I do not own gundam wing, sueing won't work trust me i don't have any money...unless you want play money.
A/N: Well this is what happened when you day dream and are at the same time having your mind being numbed by english class. This is going to be pure humor, but i had to introduce it somehow so this is just as it says 'the begining'
trust me it will get out of hand really fast, like most things do with our lovable pilots heh heh heh.
Chapter 1: The Beginning.
Duo walked into the large kitchen of Quatre's Mansion yawning heavily and stretching his arms. The missions have been rough on them all and they were all grateful for a few days off of battling OZ.
"Man my head hurts!"
"What are you complaining about now Maxwell?" Wufei asked irritably. Duo had been annoying him for the whole night about a stupid headache and he was tired of it.
"Well sorry, I wonder who pissed in your cereal."
Wufei snorted, "I don't eat cereal!" Duo slapped his forehead and sighed.
"Yeah no kidding. I was being sarcastic. Am I the only one who even gets sarcasm?"
Just then Quatre came in with Heero to see what they see just about every day. A ruffled Duo leaning against the wall being stared down by a very angry and annoyed Wufei.
"Hey you two it's early in the morning lets just try to be nice to each other for enough time to eat breakfast." Quatre pleaded.
Like usual Duo agreed, while Wufei grumbled and went back to drinking his tea.
"That's better" Quatre smiled and started to pull out pots and pans.
Duo sat in his usual spot and waited impatiently.
"Maxwell, sit still, I think you can wait a few more minutes. It's not like you will die without food in five minutes."
"I wouldn't put it past him Wufei, he might try." Heero answered calmly. Duo had been getting on his nerves as well and he really wished he'd stop soon or else he'll have to do something drastic.
"Geez It's not like I chose to be hungry."
"Maxwell I know you can. Now shut up!"
Five minutes later…
Walking in quietly, like usual Trowa watched as the three pilots argue over Duo's appetite.
"I'm guessing this is the same argument they've been having over the past few days?"
"Yeah I don't know why he puts up with them putting him down like that though."
"Quatre, he knows we're the only family he's got, in a way I think he enjoys it." Trowa answered quietly as he moved to help Quatre with the cooking.
"Well he does pay them back enough I suppose, but I really wonder how bored he gets during our days off."
"Hmm…"
At the same time…
Duo frowned at Heero and watched as his stoic friend pulled out his laptop while he waited.
"What'cha doin' Heero?"
"Never mind."
"No I want to know what you're doing"
"To bad…" Heero looked up to face Duo's really confused look as the braided boy tried to look over his shoulder. "Do you mind?"
"Nope! Not at all!" Duo smiled.
Glaring him down Heero pulled back his hand and waited for Duo to back off. Sighing Duo went back to his seat and tapped the table with his index finger.
"Stop that Maxwell!" Wufei glared.
"Why?"
"Because it's annoying! I can't read with you doing that."
"Humph, I'm sorry I walked on your grave!" Duo snorted and put his head down, since there was nothing else he could do.
"Okay you three break it up Breakfast is ready!" Quatre cheered, trying to lift the mood from the already depressing one the other two pilots had made.
Sitting down Quatre watched as Duo quietly picked up his utensils and tried to eat his pancakes as quietly as he could. He wasn't normally this nervous when eating, but sitting between two other pilots who acted as if they hated his guts was really starting to grate on him. Smiling Quatre tried to start a conversation.
"So Duo was there anything on TV last night?" It was a silly question but he had gone to bed early that night and really wanted to know.
"Nope, it sucked like usual." Duo answered, it really did too, there was nothing on.
"Is there anything you want to do today?" Quatre asked trying to keep the conversation going.
"Not a clue" Duo answered sullenly.
Smiling Quatre remembered something Duo had once told him he wanted to do a while ago. "I have a game system downstairs, I rarely use it but I think you'll enjoy it. Maybe the others will want to play a few of the games with you."
Wufei snorted and sighed, "Winner there is no way I am playing a game with that…no I won't do it." He shook his head.
Quatre sighed and addressed Heero "Please Heero will you play one game with Duo?"
Looking up Heero eyed Quatre and then Duo "Depends on the game."
Watching Quatre's attempt pretty much fail Trowa decided to raise the stakes. "How about a competition." All four looked at Trowa in disbelief. "We'll chose a fighting game and will treat it like a competition." All four nodded, Duo the most; but at least there is some agreement.
"Deal!" Heero said narrowing his eyes. He knew he would win and there was no way he'll let anyone else past him in a game.
TBC...
A/N: ha ha now the fun will start...who will go first. i think i want to sve Quatre for last lol but yeah I wonder who is first? The next chapter will be up in a week or so, it's almost done but it needs major editing.