DISCLAIMER: I know people are tired of hearing the same old crap, so I'm not gonna say: 'I don't own any of the Superstars, they own themselves, blah, blah, blah…' I'm just gonna say that: the story is a little similar to the movie, but not quite… so it's okay to read this before actually watching the movie. Read my story and review it damn it! … Pweez = (
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"His hair was bright red!"
"Oh shut up, you know you had a good time."
Amy and Trish were arguing in the kitchen the next morning.
Trish blushed.
"You did! You had a good time!" Amy said.
"At first it sucked… but then we started talking and… he's really sweet."
"AW!"
"Oh, Amy, shut up." Trish said, although she smiled a little.
"I bet you're gonna fall madly in love with him and then dump him after three months." Nidia said, as she poured herself a bowl of cereal.
"Yup, that's what she did to Brian." Jacqueline added.
"Oh, and don't forget Charlie!" Amy joined.
"That's not true! I don't do that!" Trish said, trying to defend herself.
"Yeah it is! Right, Kat?" Jacqueline asked, nudging a silent Katherine.
"Well… yeah." Katherine said shyly.
"Kathy!" Trish yelled.
Katherine shrugged.
"I would bet money on it…but I'm broke." Nidia said.
"Bet money on what?" Torrie asked, drowsily wandering into the kitchen.
"That Trish will fall madly in love with Jeff and then break up with him." Nidia said.
"I'm in." Torrie said.
"Torrie!" Trish yelled.
"Come on Trish, it's the truth! Remember Brian?" Torrie asked.
"And Charlie!" Amy exclaimed.
Trish rolled her eyes.
"Leave her alone you guys. She's probably afraid of getting her heart broken." Stacy spoke up. She had been silently witnessing the whole thing from the counter.
"Thank you, Stacy." Trish said.
"But that doesn't give her the right to go and break the guy's heart." Amy said.
"Well… guys do handle break-ups a lot better." Torrie said.
"Trish always breaks up with the guy first." Nidia said.
"Is it a reputation-type thing?" Jacqueline asked Trish.
"No… it's just that… I mean… not to sound conceited, but… I'm too pretty to get dumped on." Trish said.
"You sounded SO conceited." Amy said.
"Shut up." Trish said.
"I wonder if guys think so." Torrie said.
"And what are you trying to say?" Trish asked.
"You are pretty, Trish… but don't you wonder if the guy thinks so? I mean… you think you're too pretty to get dumped on. Don't you ever wonder if the guy has the balls to do it? His friends would never let him live it down." Torrie said.
"Yeah… that would be like… going out with Justin Timberlake and dumping him. I don't care what the hell he does, he's too beautiful to lose." Katherine said.
"Exactly. Trish… not to sound like a lesbian, but you're a knockout. You're like… a guys typical fantasy-girl." Torrie said.
"Tropical fantasy?" Stacy asked.
"She said typical." Nidia said.
"Oh."
"I wonder if Jeff would do that." Amy said.
"I doubt it." Jacqueline said.
"There's our bet!" Nidia said.
"Where?" Stacy asked.
"Oh my God…" Amy mumbled.
"Here… in our minds… in our evil little minds." Nidia said pointing to her head. She smiled.
"Evil?" Victoria asked, suddenly poking her head in the doorway.
"Yeah, it's outside… go fetch!" Amy said.
Victoria rolled her eyes and her head disappeared.
"Go fetch…" Molly repeated, laughing. She had been making eggs while listening to the conversation.
"Anyway… what exactly is our bet?" Jacqueline asked.
"How long do you think it'll take for Jeff to dump Trish?" Nidia asked.
"A month." Katherine said.
"A year." Stacy said.
"An hour." Amy said.
Trish playfully punched Amy on the arm.
"Ten days." Molly said.
"Jeez Louise, Molly! Am I that annoying?" Trish asked.
"Who the hell says 'jeez Louise'?" Amy mumbled to Torrie. Torrie smiled.
"No… good… it's good. We'll give her ten days." Nidia said. "Ten days to annoy the hell out of Jeff… we'll see how long your beauty can keep the relationship together."
"Yeah!" Katherine said.
"I don't know you guys…" Trish said.
"Scared, pretty girl?" Victoria asked, poking her head back in.
"Go find evil!" Amy demanded.
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"Finally up?" Jeff asked as Matt walked into the kitchen.
"What do you mean 'finally'? It's twelve…it's still morning." Matt mumbled.
Jeff smiled and shook his head.
"So… that Trish girl. She was real cute." Matt said.
"Hell yeah." Jeff said loudly.
"Could you guys keep it down? I'm sleeping!" A voice came from the back room. It was their roommate, Eddie.
Matt rolled his eyes. Eddie sounded wide-awake.
"So did you guys hit it off?" Matt asked.
"Eh… I guess. She seemed kind of nervous." Jeff said.
"Well I didn't see you guys all night."
"You could've just come over to the bar." Jeff said in a disappointed tone.
"So she wasn't exactly what you expected her to be?" Matt asked, noticing the tone in Jeff's voice.
"Well her knockers were big."
"How big?" Eddie asked, coming into the kitchen. He put a hand through his fluffy brown hair.
"Dude, you so need gel." Matt commented.
"Dude, I so know that." Eddie said.
"Are you making fun of me?" Matt asked.
"They were huge." Jeff said as if Matt and Eddie weren't talking.
"Like… melon big or watermelon big?" Eddie asked.
"Right in between." Jeff said.
"Peeeeeerrrrrfect." Eddie said, closing his eyes and grinning.
Matt laughed. "So are you gonna see her again?" He asked.
"Why, so she could dump me?" Jeff asked.
"Have a little confidence, bro. You might have a chance." Matt said.
"Did you see the way she looked at me? I thought she was gonna… I dunno… run or somethin'." Jeff said. He frowned.
"I told you, it's that hair of yours." Eddie said.
"Look who's talking." Jeff said.
Eddie grinned.
"Yeah, Jeff, so what… you made a bad first impression. Who cares? If you really like her, ask her out again." Matt suggested. He poured milk from the carton in his mouth, put it down, poured in chocolate syrup, gargled, and swallowed.
"I hate when you do that." Eddie said.
"Why?" Matt asked innocently.
"It makes me want some."
Matt smiled and handed Eddie the carton of milk and the bottle of chocolate syrup.
"I want to ask her out, but I think I blew it with her. You know, you only get one chance to make a first impression." Jeff said, as he watched Eddie go through the same chocolate milk process.
"No…" Matt said sarcastically. "Last night was my sixth first impression with Amy."
"Ha, ha." Jeff said.
"Well Jeff, you got nothin' to lose." Eddie said.
"What are you talking about?" Jeff asked.
"You make every chick fall in love with you… I honestly don't know how." Eddie said.
"Funny, Eddie. Very funny." Jeff said unenthusiastically.
"You do." Matt said.
"I do what?" Jeff asked.
"You somehow manage to make a girl fall in love with you." Matt said.
"But it takes him like… forever. Then the damn chick breaks up with him." Eddie said.
Matt laughed.
"That's not true!" Jeff yelled.
"Oh yeah it is." Matt said. "Remember Angela?"
"Why did you have to bring her up?"
"No, Lauren! Remember her, Matt?" Eddie asked.
"Oh hell yeah! Who could forget? She wore like… a Z cup!" Matt exclaimed.
"No, Tanya wore the Z cup… Lauren was about an X."
"Yeah, but Lauren's ass was like… BANG!"
"Oh yeah, she was bootylicious." Eddie said, reminiscing.
"No, Carla was bootylicious." Matt said.
"No, remember Rosa? Sh –"
"Would you guys shut the hell up already?" Jeff asked, getting frustrated.
"Jeez Louise, can't a guy admire a woman's body?" Eddie asked.
"Dude, who says 'jeez Louise'?" Matt asked.
Eddie shrugged.
"And it does not take me forever to make a girl fall in love with me." Jeff said.
"Oh yeah it does. The minimum time… I'd say about two months." Eddie said.
"Nah, try three." Matt said.
"I bet I could do it in ten!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Ten months?!?!" Eddie cried.
"No, you asshole, ten days." Jeff said.
"Oh yeah right, you could not make a girl fall in love with you in ten days." Matt said.
"Wanna bet?" Jeff asked.
"Hell yeah." Matt said.
"Who's he gonna try to make fall in love with him?" Eddie asked.
"Trish." Matt and Jeff said at the same time.
"Ooh this is gonna be good." Matt said.
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