Disclaimer: I don't own gundam balh blah blah...yeah.

Thank you all who have read this story. I aprreciate all you have to say. Feel free to read my other story, which i am also working on, it's not as funny at first but it has some good points.

LadyMeko: Don't worry to much about that review it was okay, i went through it and found a lot of stuff to fix. Also I'm glad you liked the humor in this, I hope you like this chapter just as much.

GundamPilot03: HA HA I'm glad you liked the microwave, trust me that was random, it jsut happened. There's no microwaves in this one but there will eb alot of other things exploding.

Cerulean Waters: Yeah Heero smiled, but this was a scary smile, I'm glad you liked that. well I hope you have fun reading this chapter.

Serenity Maxwell: Yeah I chose it since I really liked the game. Right now I'm trying to keep neutral since not everyone has a Link to enjoy, but now that I think about it Link would be a pretty funny... Yep I'll use him,I can do a lot with him. Well look for link, in the chapter after this one.

Chapter 3: Duo Vs. Wufei

The match was about to start. Of course Duo knew what he was doing but it was poor Wufei that had no clue just how to play. Sighing he picked up the controller and held it awkwardly. This was a surprise to everyone except Duo who laughed like an idiot, or so Wufei felt anyways.

"Maxwell shut up!" Wufei snapped.

"I can't" Duo said between giggles. "You don't even know how to hold it!" He laughed even harder and grabbed athis sides.

"What do you mean?" Wufei was really confused and annoyed.

"Uh he's right Wufei. "Qautre smiled. "You're holding it upside down."

"What?"

Still laughing Duo took the controller from Wufei's hands and turned it around. "Here this is how you hold it." He smiled now trying to hold back his laughter.

"It's really easy. These buttons are the attack buttons, this pauses the game and these are to defend yourself." Duo explained as he pointed to each button making sure Wufei saw them and got what he was saying.

"Humph." Wufei grunted. He didn't like the fact that he was the one being ignorant and not Duo. "Now what?"

"Oh that's easy, we turn on the game!" Duo said trying to make it sound as though Wufei didn't get anything he said. Truth was he usually didn't get it. Of course in this case Duo received a quick jab to the back of the head by Wufei. "Oww You didn't need to hit me!"

"You're being a smart ass, you deserved it." Heero answered as he came in. Obviously he was curious at who would win. At this point it was going to be Duo.

The screen turned on, Wufei watched in anticipation as the credits and game tittles came up. Quickly Duo got to the character select. Wufei just stared. Who was he going to pick there were too many. Sighing he looked through them more closely.

Smiling Wufei picked a girl by the name of Talim. He liked her weapons mostly, two blades. There was no way Duo would win.

Duo on the other hand chose Kilik, who used astaff.(A/N: I wonder why lol a big stick, pretty close to a scythe hmm?) He knew the reach was better and he could attack quickly as he back away.

Duo decided to chose a platform that was up high, this way he had the advantage. This was going to be very easy, Wufei had no clue he had planned ahead; he'd probably have a heart attack or something.

The match as starting it counted down 3 – 2 – 1. Now Duo started to move while Wufei just stared.

"Hey Wu-man you have to move her around." Duo stopped moving his character.

"What? You mean I have to make her do things?" Wufei now got the point to this. He had to make her do what he wanted, there was no way she would fight his battles. The fact that he wanted the machine to do it for him would have been a cowardly thing to do. Duo actually had a point.

"Are you sure you can figure this out?" Quatre asked concerned. If wufei didn't know what he was doing this would mean the game would be cut short.

"I don't need your help. I just need to figure out what does what." Wufei snapped.

"Well then push a few buttons." Duo suggested.

"Yes Maxwell I think I can figure that out." Wufei snapped again. He really wanted to fight Duo himself, that way he'd win for sure.

It only took Wufei five minutes to learn the attacks; unfortunately for Duo it was way to long. Once a minute had passed he had left to the kitchen, after being warned by Heero not to touch any appliances.

"You didn't tell us you didn't know how to play with these systems, why?" Quatre asked.

"I thought I could handle it. I misjudged the complexity of it. I understand it now."

Heero moved from the table where he had his laptop and looked at the paused screen. "If I were you I would stay back away from him, and watch out for the edges." Heero commented.

"Thank you Yuy, but I'll do this my way."

Smiling to himself Duo came in with yet even more popcorn. "Duo we still have a bowl." Quatre commented.

"Yeah it's almost gone, so I made more." Duo said as he placed the new bowl down and took a large handful from the other. "That way I don't need to get more later."

"At this rate you'll be making another trip." Qautre muttered sighing. Duo ate a lot. He was really surprised at how much he could eat; you wouldn't expect it from someone as thin as he was.

Sitting down Duo grabbed his controller and looked at Wufei. "You ready?"

"Yes I'll win."

"Right!" Duo said as he made a crazy grin. "We'll see about that won't we?" Duo retorted.

The match, like Heero's and Trowas, went by really fast. Wufei had sent his character straight at Duo, much like how he piloted his gundam. Duo was expecting it and sent the poor girl flying.

"You'll have to be better than that Wufei at this rate it'll be a perfect kill."

"Duo, you don't kill them." Quatre replied. He didn't like hearing them talk like that. It was a game not real life.

"Yeah yeah, I'm havin' fun besides it's fun to make Wufei mad." Duo smiled.

"Watch it Maxwell or else I'll actually kill you." Of course the threat just bounced off the braided boy as though it were a feather and nothing to worry about.

Duo was really tired of letting Wufei just come at him and try to get him. There was only one thing left to do. Smiling Duo made his character run at Wufei's "Sorry man but you have a one way ticket to the ground."

"What are you talking about I am on the ground. What are you doing?" Suddenly Duo's character Grabbed Wufei's did some damage and sent her flying off the screen.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Wufei yelled.

"It's called a K.O." Duo replied lifting a finger.

"This is injustice, I can't believe this! You are unjust."

"Heh you should have known better than thinking you could beat me that easy." Duo smiled. He was getting nervous, Wufei was going to nuts.

"Let us just finish this match." Trowa added from the corner. All the pilots in the room turned to look at him. "There is no pint in complaining if the match isn't over yet."

"He's right. Duo, Wufei you have two more matches. If you lose this one Wufei, you'll lose." Heero jumped in.

Wufei sat back down and grumbled as he took his controller from the floor. He was going to win no matter what.

The match started up quickly and like before ended in the same way. With Duo's character flinging Wufei's off the platform.

"MAXWELL! I WILL KILL YOU!" Wufei yelled as he stood up. "YOU CHEATED, THAT'S INJUSTICE." Wufei was now very mad.

"Hey man it was just a game." Duo said quietly as he ran to hide behind Quatre who was really trying to get away.

"YOU CHEATED!"

"No not exactly. The game allowed you to fall." Heero answered. He didn't feel like cleaning up after the mess Wufei would leave Duo in.

"WHAT? HE CHEATED!" Wufei yelled.

"Well I wouldn't say that." Trowa added. "What he did was a very cheap move but it is valid."

"You're a coward Maxwell!" Wufei concluded, "and a weakling."

"Hey if it means I live to the next day then I guess that means I'm not weak does it. What I did was still fair besides you would have lost worse if I was being serious."

"MAXWELL!."

"Yeah." Duo looked to the doorway, it was clear.

"I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED TO DIE!" Wufei yelled againas he noticed Duo eyeing the doorway.

"Nope!" Duo stood straight and was ready to run.

"TO BAD YOU WON"T MAKE IT." Of courseDuo madea mad dash to thedoorway and out the back door. Wufei followed none the less, he'd catch him when he would come back.

Quatre stared at the kitchen door. "Will he be okay?"

"Yeah he's tough, he'll be fine as long as if he doesn't come back."

"Thank you Heero, I feel a lot better." Quatre sighed not feeling better.

All three pilots waited until they heard a distinctive "AHHHHHHH!" which was Duo of course. A few more moments later Wufei came back in with a satisfied look on his face.

"Where's Duo?" Quatre asked.

"Right here!" A very wet and muddy Duo answered. "He ambushed me." He was really not impressed.

"How did that happen?" Quatre asked.

"I was hoping he gave up but he was waiting for me by that damn tree, the one by the door. He drenched me first and well beat the shit out of me." He really did look beat up. The one mark Wufei had given him was a very angry black eye. "Now I have to find some clothes to wear."

"At least that's all you got, he could have cut your braid." Heero stated blankly. He hated it too; Wufei getting rid of it would be a blessing.

Duo quickly grabbed his braid. "Well he didn't and I'd die first before it was cute off." Duo growled as he checked making sure there was nothing missing.

"Well you should have expected that, you were egging him on the whole time."

"So! Your point." Duo glared.

"My point is it's your fault." Heero finished as he left to his laptop.

"Well I'll see you once I'm clean and dressed." Duo snorted.

Quatre just stared in amazement. Were they even going to make it through the day like this? So far this was a bad idea, not only are they getting a break from the missions but also they're treating it like it was a mission. Although Duo would disagree, even he was wrapped up into the game the same way. He took the match even more seriously than Heero, it was hard to see but the grin told him so, he's only seen that grin on the battlefield.

Was this really a good idea? He was starting to question it. The answer will be apparent after Heero and Duo's match.

TBC...

A/N: Well I hope that was pretty funny. I only spent an hour writing it so might have missed something I could have added.

Wow Wufei can really Yell. Poor Duo all muddy, cold and wet. Well the next match is Heero Vs. Duo, and this one will be just as good as the others.

plaease review.