DISCLAIMER: I know people are tired of hearing the same old crap, so I'm not gonna say: 'I don't own any of the Superstars, they own themselves, blah, blah, blah…' I'm just gonna say that: the story is a little similar to the movie, but not quite… so it's okay to read this before actually watching the movie. Read my story and review it damn it! … Pweez =(
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Jeff stormed into the apartment. Matt and Eddie were sitting quietly on the couch. The both of them were reading magazines.
"What the fuck were guys thinking?" Jeff demanded.
Eddie calmly put his magazine down. "Why, whatever do you mean?" He asked innocently.
"Oh, don't give me that shit! You know what you did!" Jeff yelled.
"Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey… there's no need for cussing. We're all decent men… why can't we act like it?" Matt asked.
"Decent? Decent? You assholes aren't decent! You almost got me jumped by a bunch of guys I don't even know! And for what? Nothing! Why would you guys do that to me?" Jeff asked.
"You really wanna know?" Matt asked.
"Yes." Jeff said quietly.
Matt didn't take his eyes off Jeff. "Tell him, Eddie." He said.
"My reason – you wouldn't take me to the basketball game." Eddie said.
"What?! Are you serious?!" Jeff asked.
Eddie nodded.
"And what's your reason?" Jeff asked Matt.
"My reason? Well… you wouldn't take me to the basketball game." Matt said.
Jeff turned red. "Man, screw you guys!" Jeff yelled, going into his room.
"No thanks, dude, I'm not gay." Eddie called.
"Yeah, and I don't believe in incest." Matt added.
Matt and Eddie both went back to their magazines. After a few seconds, Eddie put his down.
"So… if you and Jeff weren't brothers… you'd screw him?"
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