Guess who's back… back again… Jadey's back… tell a friend… guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back…. WOO HOO!!! Jade's back baby! Aren't you guys HAPPY?!??! YEEE HAAAWW!!! I'm back from Texas and in the Big Apple again… 4 different states in less than a month. New Jersey, Texas, Arkansas, and New York… I'm pooped.

Note: Jeff's Favourite Skittle… YOU'RE MY FAVORITE SKITTLE, TOO!!!! =) I was gonna tell you but I like… totally forgot, dude.

Note 2: LOL… you know when little kids do something bad but you hafta laugh?? Well, my 6-year-old niece found some empty pill bottles and she was stacking them up… and she knocks them down and goes, "I'm Osama!"… and her doctor wore a turban and she called him Dr. Taliban… lmao… she's jus like her aunt ;)

Note 3: In Texas, I baby sat this 8-year-old little boy named Bryan… and he goes, "I hate when girls wear those shirts (referring to V-necks) and you can see part of their chee-chees." LOL… Chee-chees…

Note 4: You know that no matter where I go, I hafta read fanfic… I read a few good stories… and I even came up with one on my own. I wrote it in my journal… it's pretty good so far. I don't wanna give too much away but the main character is Lita and she's kind of in an abusive relationship. It's called 'Truly, Madly, Deeply' I'll post it soon… I think you guys will like it. Anyway… I know ya want more of Eddie, Matt, Jeff, and Trish and whoever… so… here ya go! Enjoy ;)

DISCLAIMER: I know people are tired of hearing the same old crap, so I'm not gonna say: 'I don't own any of the Superstars, they own themselves, blah, blah, blah…' I'm just gonna say that: the story is a little similar to the movie, but not quite… so it's okay to read this before actually watching the movie. Read my story and review it damn it! … Pweez =(

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Eddie sat on the couch holding his fishbowl. He was watching TLC.

"What are you doing?" Jeff asked, walking in the living room.

"I need to learn how to be a good daddy for little Nemo here."

"Wow." Jeff mumbled.

"Shh!"

Jeff sighed. "Well I'm going to work… I'll be home late."

Eddie nodded.

"Matt's gone, too."

"Okay! Leave already! You're disturbing me!" Eddie said.

"Dude, you've been disturbed." Jeff left the apartment.

"Wash baby's head gently…" The lady on the TV explained.

"Gently." Eddie repeated. "I can do that!" Eddie looked down at Nemo. "It's time for a bath!"

Eddie set the fishbowl on the coffee table and ran into the bathroom. He ran the water in the bathtub and put toys and bubbles in it.

"Come on." Eddie said, going back into the living room and picking the fishbowl up.

He walked into the bathroom and sat on the ledge of the tub.

"Wash up." Eddie said, pouring Nemo's water and Nemo in.

"I'll be right back for you… I'm gonna get you some fresh water."

Eddie came back for Nemo twenty minutes later.

"Nemo!" Eddie called. "Daddy's back!"

Eddie peered into the tub to see that all the bubbles turned into soapy water.

Nemo was floating on the top of the water.

"NEMO!" Eddie cried, scooping the goldfish out of the water. "OH MY GOD! I'M IRRESPONSIBLE!" Eddie screamed.

Just then, the phone rang.

"Hello?" Eddie asked nervously.

"It's me, Matt."

"Hi."

"What's wrong?"

"NOTHING!" Eddie yelled.

"Chill out, man."

"I'M RESPONSIBLE, OKAY?!?!"

"I'm not doubting you… you have a fish, remember?"

"Don't remind me!"

"I thought you liked Nem– "

::CLICK:: Eddie hung up.

"Oh my God, what am I gonna do?" He asked himself. He still had Nemo in his hand. "Farewell my Nemo." He mumbled as he flushed the fish down the toilet.

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