November 3, 2009
Dear Diary,
Tuesday was the pay-per-view Taboo Tuesday. The pay-per-view was made for fan interaction. The fans get to vote for different things
that have to be used in a match. Smackdown wasn't going to be taped that night. They were going to have a live show on Thursday.
Ember and Randy decided to show up. "Hey girl. Good luck tonight." said Ember. "Yeah I can't wait to see all the Diva's in the outfits
that the fans pick." said Randy. I slapped him. "Ouch!" he said. "Just think if you win this you could be the Women's Champion." said
Ember. "Yeah I know. I can't wait." I said. Batista walked in. "Do you need me tonight?" he asked. "No Dave it's an over the top rop
match." I said. Randy got a smile on his face and said, "He want's to see all the Diva's up close. I don't blame him." Dave smiled and said,
"Hell yeah!" "Ouch!" they said at once. Ember and I slapped both of them. The pay-per-view began to start. The first match was Shawn
Michaels verses John Bradshaw Layfield. It was a weapons match. The fans could vote for either a sledgehammer, steel chair, or a ring
bell. 62 of the fans voted to use the ring bell. Shawn and JBL were in the ring. After the match began they were beating on each other.
JBL underestimated the strength of Shawn Michaels. Shawn went and grabbed the ring bell and hit JBL square in the face. JBL fell
straight down. Shawn waited. He knew that JBL wasn't down. JBL was slowly getting up. Shawn was "tuning up the bamd." All the
sudden Shawn got the Sweet Chin Music on JBL. JBL fell back over. Shawn went for the pin. 1-2-3. "Here's your winner...Shawn
Michaels!" yelled Lilian Garcia. The next match was Muhammad Hassan verses a Legend. The fans could vote for The Rock, Stone
Cold, or Mick Foley. 51 of the fans picked The Rock. Muhammad was pissed. We sat in the back watching the tv. "Hey Alicia...what
are you wearing tonight? Are you wearing these sexy underwear?" Randy asked looking through my stuff. "I won't be wearing anything if
you don't get out of my stuff." I yelled. "Yes!" Randy said with a smile. "Damn you!" I yelled throwing the remote at Randy. "Ouch! I get
so abused." said Randy. Batista just laughed. We looked up at the tv and saw The Rock get the People's Elbow on Muhammad and get
the pin. Eric Bischoff came out and said that the fans voted with 88 for the Diva's to wear school girl outfits. "Yes!" Randy screamed.
He went over and got my skirt. "Wow...this is really short." he said. I just looked at him and said, "Give it to me and I will go put it on." I
went in to get my clothes changed. A couple of minutes later I came out. "Wow! You look so damn hott." said Randy. "Yeah too bad
you won't forgive me, huh?" I said walking out of the room to go to the ring for my match. He just looked at Ember. As I walked to the
ring I heard all the Diva's music. When I got to the ring I seen we were all in our school girl outfits. I could only imagine what Jerry "The
King" Lawler was saying. The bell rang. I walked over to Joy. I punched her and knocked her over. I looked to my left and seen my
good friend Lita. Hopefully we weren't the last two because I didn't want to fight her. Miss Jackie picked up Christy and threw her over
the top rope. Her feet didn't touch the floor. Trish came over and knocked Christy off the side. I grabbed Joy and picked her up and
threw her over the top rope. As I did that Stacy Keibler pushed me over the top rope. I grabbed the rope and swung back over. As I
did Lita and I both knocked Stacy over the top. As I was battling with Torrie Wilson Trish and Miss Jackie both picked up Lita and
threw her over the tope rope. I looked over. As I was putting Torrie over the top I seen that Trish was putting Miss Jackie over the top
on the other side. I looked at her. She looked at me. Finally I got a chance at the Women's Championship. We locked up. She whipped
me into the turnbuckle. As she came at me I kicked her in the stomach. She grabbed me by the hair. I punched her in the stomach. Triple
H's music came on. I watched him as he came to the ring. I turned around and Trish tried to Chick Kick me. I moved and she turned
around and I Chick Kicked her. I picked her up and threw her over the top rope. "Here is your winner...and the NEW Women's
Champion...Leasha!" said Lilian Garcia. The crowd went crazy. I walked to the back and Ember, Dave, and Randy were there waiting
for me. "Congrats!" Ember said hugging me. "Thanks...Ah...Dave do you need me?" I asked. "Yeah if you want to go." he said. "Okay
we gotta go. See you guys after." I said. "Okay good luck Dave." said Randy. Dave and I were walking to the ring when Eric Bischoff
annouced that 59 of the fans voted to have aLast Man Standing match. "Good Triple H is going to pay." said Batista. "Why was he at
the ring after my match?" I asked him. "I don't know." said Dave. We walked to the ring. Triple H was already there. I stayed by the ring.
Chris Benoit came down. He flashed me a smile. I sat there watching them. Ihad my title drapped over my shoulder. Batista and Benoit
just kept beating Triple H. Aftera whiletheygot sick of teamingso it wasevery man for himself. TripleH was beating on Benoit. I
iumped onto the apron to distract him. The ref was being distracted also. He didn't see me slip the Women's titleto Batista. Hehit Triple
H and then Benoit. He threw the belt to the side. I jumpeddownto grabit. The ref counted to ten. "The winnerand New...World
Heavyweight Champion...Batista!" said Lilian Garcia. I jumped into the ring. We both had our titles.I kissed him. Then we walked to
the back.
To be continued...