Disclaimer: I do not own the Llama song.

AN: This is the second of a two chapter post, so no comments this time. Ps I LOVE THE LLAMA SONG!


Chapter 5: De Ja Vu

"Hold up!" Trixie said, stopping her two friends dead in their tracks. She turned to Jake. "You told her?"

"She guessed," Jake said blandly. "I think it will be a while before she attacks again. Kinda like I was after I found out about her. Pretty soon you get over it and go on to live your life the way you used to."

"Why do we have to walk all the way home?" Haley asked. Jake sighed.

"Because you can't fly yet and I can't hold everybody," Jake said. "I can barely hold Fu."

"Besides, we're almost there anywaaaaaaaaaays!" Jake pulled Spud, Trixie, and Haley into an alleyway. "Hey, what was thrmp frmph?" Jake covered her mouth with his hand, putting a finger to his lips. Professor Rotwood passed by, whistling the Llama song. When he was past, Jake sighed. Professor Rotwood's face appeared.

"Come with me, Jake Long," he said, and before Jake could protest, Rotwood had his arm and was tugging him away. Trixie, Spud, and Haley just stood there. What were they supposed to do, chase Rotwood? Knowing him, he'd have a stun gun on him. Spud smiled.

"I'm gonna sing the Llama song," he said.

"Spud, no," Trixie said, but Spud had already started.

"Here's a llama. There's a llama. And another little llama. Fuzzy llama. Funny llama. Llama. Llama. Duck. Llama. Llama. Cheesecake. Llama. Tablet. Brick. Potato. Llama. Llama. Llama. Mushroom. Llama. Llama. Llama. Duck. I was once a tree house. I lived in a cake. But I could not see the way. The orange slayed the rake. I was only three years dead. But it told a tale. And now listen little child. To the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama? Kiss a llama. On the llama. Llama's llama. Tastes of llama. Llama. Llama. Duck. Half a llama. Twice a llama. Not a llama. Farmer. Llama. Llama in a car. Alarm a llama. Llama. Duck. Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob. Ankle. Cold. Now my song is getting thin. I've run out of luck. Time for me to retire now. And become a...DUCK! Wheeeeee!" Spud started running around in circles. Haley was rolling around on the ground laughing, and Trixie sighed.

(To hear the Llama song for FREE, go to http colon, slash, slash the dash llama dash song dot freeonlinegames dot com slash and then click on the picture of the llamas. If a screen doesn't come up saying "tis loadin'," then hit the back button and right click the picture and go to "open link." That should work. If not, then...I don't know what to tell you. Have fun listening to it over and over again.)


"Now, turn into a dragon," Professor Rotwood commanded of Jake. Jake rolled his eyes.

"For the tenth time, I AM NOT A DRAGON!" Jake yelled.

"No no, I heard you. You told them that you would dragon up and show me what a real dragon could do, and then they said that you knew what happened last time," Professor Rotwood said. Jake gulped.

"Aww man, you heard that?" Jake asked. "Great, now what?"

"Aiiiiya!" a scream pierced through the room. Jake jumped up happily.

"Yeah!" he cheered as a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes kicked Professor Rotwood to the ground. She smiled under her mask and turned to Jake.

"That was for saving me at the ski trip," she said. "Now I don't owe you anymore." Professor Rotwood had gotten up and Jake's eyes widened at what he was going to do.

"Thorn, look out!" he said, and in record time, Thorn had Professor Rotwood pinned to the ground.

"So, Rotwood, you think you can take my mask off?" she asked threateningly.

"No no, why would I do that?" Rotwood asked back, laughing nervously.

"Never...take off a Huntsgirl's mask. Especially when she's actually being nice to a--" Jake waved his hand in a negative gesture and Thorn continued. "To another human. We're never nice to anybody, as you can see by the way I'm holding you to the ground. Does your arm hurt, Rotwood?" Professor Rotwood nodded and Thorn let him go.

"Yeah, go Thorn!" Jake cheered.

"Now, you'd better leave Jake alone, or I'll come back and finish what I started," she said, and disappeared in a few seconds. Jake smiled as Professor Rotwood stood up.

"Can I go home now, Professor Rotwood?" Jake asked sweetly, and Rotwood groaned.

"Yes yes, you can go," he said and put his left hand up to his right shoulder. Jake chuckled as he left the room.


I know that last part was kind of stupid, but...I'm not too good with Rotwood. Especially his accent. Just pretend that you're listening to him talk, and the accent will show.

That's it for now. I dare you to listen to the Llama song. It gets addictive. It really does.

Hasta luego.

-Ayla-