3.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
Once the dollshouse had been taken out of the store cupboard in Ryou's house and it had been set up on the floor, the Yamis were shoved into their new home.
The moment they got inside, they started sneezing, so they had to be taken out, and the dollshouse had to be dusted.
"It's just like a real house!" Yami said enthusiastically, but he was a little disappointed that the toys in the toy box were just plastic blobs.
"I'm having this bedroom!" Yami Bakura said, jumping onto the bed that was originally meant for the doll-child.
"Hey! There are only two bedrooms, and one of them has a double bed!" Yami said.
"No, we're not going to take it in turns to share!" Yami Bakura squeaked. "That's just disgusting!"
"Could you saw the double bed in half or something, Ryou?" Yami asked.
"I bagsy the bigger half!" Yami Malik said, dashing up the stairs on all fours and going into Bakura's room to annoy him.
"Er- I don't have a saw, I'm afraid. Someone will have to sleep on the sofa."
"But the sofa's all wood!" Yami exclaimed in dismay.
"I could make you some kind of mattress out of tissue." Ryou suggested. "I'm afraid Yami Malik's got the double bed now. I'm not entirely sure what he's doing in it, but I don't particularly want to know."
"Hmm… I wonder if my duel monsters cards were shrunk too… Yay! They were! Bakura, can I play with you?" Yami shouted, running up the stairs.
"No." Yami Bakura said from inside his room. "RYOU!"
"What is it, yami?" Ryou asked.
"What's this strange white box for?"
"It's a bath, Yami."
"Oh, a BATH." Yami Bakura said.
"You don't know what it is, do you?"
"No. What do you do with it?"
"You bathe in it."
"I thought bathing was like swimming…"
And Ryou had an idea.
"No, Ryou, we are NOT swimming in the bath." Yami said firmly.
"Aw." Ryou said, giving Yami a cute look.
"What are we supposed to wear?" Yami protested. "I'm not going naked!
"Wait a moment…." Ryou exited the room for a minute.
"Ken clothes!" Ryou said happily, dumping a box of Barbie things in front of Yami.
"I can't wear these!" Yami exclaimed in horror. "They're too big!"
"Wear Barbie's stuff then."
So it was that the Yamis went swimming in Ryou's bath. Yami was almost the same shade of pink as the Barbie swimming costume he was wearing. Yami Malik looked okay in Action Man shorts, and Yami Bakura was wearing a pair of Ken's swimming trunks.
Ryou carried them through to the bathroom, and placed them on the side whilst he dashed off, presumably to get some bath toys.
"Dive in, Yami." Yami Bakura said.
"You dive in!" Yami said. The water looked very deep… and the bottom looked very hard…
Yami Bakura smirked as he realised that Yami was afraid of water. He crept up behind him and-
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Yami squealed as he dropped down.
Down
Down
Down
Down
Down….
"Oh." He said in surprise. It wasn't nearly as bad as he'd thought. In fact, the water was warm and pleasant, very relaxing…
He didn't have much time to think before Yami Malik started falling down, right on top of him. They had a scuffle underwater, both of them trying to push the other one under in order to get to the surface. Yami Bakura cackled at them from his high perch on the rim of the bath.
"I saw that." Ryou said, and, smiling innocently, pushed Yami Bakura in.
He then tipped three plastic boats (one black, one red and one yellow), some dolphins, and sponge into the bath.
Yami Bakura, who had plummeted to the bottom of the bath, surfaced, glared at Ryou, and then jumped onto the black boat. Yami Malik went onto the red and Yami onto the yellow.
"I am going to commandeer your vessel!" Yami Bakura squeaked, and started paddling his boat towards Yami's.
Yami Malik apparently had the same idea. Yami looked nervous and jumped out of his boat.
"Coward!" the other yamis shrieked.
"I'm going to take your ship now!" Yami Bakura said.
"Oh no you're not!"
As Yami Bakura and Yami Malik played pirates, Yami did some lengths of the "swimming pool". He was humming happily to himself, until he came face to face with one of the dolphins, which butted him in the stomach. He started to go under.
"Help!" he shouted.
Yami Bakura started to steer his boat towards Yami, and when he drew alongside, grabbed Yami and pulled him up.
"Thank you." Yami coughed.
"Haha! You are now my prisoner!" Yami Bakura cackled.
Yami rolled his eyes.
"Don't look like that! I am the most evil pirate of the seven seas, and now you must swab the deck!"
"With what?" Yami asked.
Yami Bakura looked around thoughtfully, and then tore a bit off the sponge (it was floating next to the boat). "With this."
"How come I don't have a prisoner?" Yami Malik sulked. He thought for a moment.
"Then I'm going to steal your prisoner!"