5.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
The Yamis were in the kitchen. It had taken them ages to reach the kitchen, because trying to walk in the deep-pile carpet in the hall was like trying to run when waist-deep in water. On occasions Yami's entire lower leg disappeared, and the other Yamis had to haul him out, once they had stopped giggling.
(Normally, of course, they'd cackle or laugh rather than giggling, but you must remember they're still on a sugar high)
So now they were by the fridge and had no idea how to open it.
"Maybe we should see if there's anything lying around on the worktop." Yami suggested.
They looked up.
"It would be difficult to get up there." Yami Bakura said, stating the obvious.
Yami sighed. "It looks like we'll have to starve tonight. Unless we can get Ryou."
"Wait a moment. Ryou has a secret stash of chocolate underneath his bed!" Yami Bakura said.
They dashed back to Ryou's bedroom. Or at least, they tried to dash. When they got to the deep-pile carpet they had to half-walk, half-swim.
"Hmm, it must be under here somewhere." Yami Bakura mused, going under the bed.
Cautiously, Yami Malik and Yami followed.
"If this is Ryou's secret stash of chocolate, he could have other secret stashes too!" Yami Malik said enthusiastically. "We could spy on all his private things!"
"That's not very nice." Yami said. "Yeek, what's that?"
It was an enormous, fluffy brown object, lying spread-eagled on the dusty floor.
"It's a monster!" Yami Malik shrieked, and ran behind Yami.
"It's a teddy bear." Yami Bakura called from somewhere in front.
"Oh." Yami Malik said sheepishly. "Hey, wait a second. I think there must be something wrong with your Hikari, Bakura. He has a dollshouse, Barbie toys, and a teddy bear!"
Yami Bakura ignored him and they continued to trudge through the carpet. Dark shapes loomed either side of them like monsters from the Shadow Realm. Yami Malik crept over to one book, and pulled it open.
"Ooooh, it's Ryou's diary!" He squeaked. "Let's read it!"
"We're trying to find the chocolate, you idiot!" Yami said. "Anyway, it's private. Probably."
Yami Malik grumbled. "You're no fun."
"At least I don't act like a six year old."
As Yami and Yami Malik prepared to attack each other-
- "I've found it!" Yami Bakura said, gesturing towards a large black shoebox.
Yami and Yami Malik ran over and, once they had managed to take the lid off, they scrambled inside and started to eat.
Ryou had spent an uncomfortable night on the sofa, and for a few brief moments he had felt murderous, especially towards the three Yamis. After he had banished these evil thoughts, his back started to ache.
Then he realised he was on the floor.
He sat up. There was an unpleasant crack.
Trying to ignore the pain, Ryou crawled through to his bedroom. Everything was so fuzzy… he just wanted to get back to bed. If his bed wasn't being jumped on by some Yamis, that is.
He peered into the dollshouse. They weren't there. How odd.
Ryou's brain refused to function properly, so he went to the bathroom and had a shower, after which he felt much more awake. He went back to his bedroom. They still weren't there.
"Yamis?" Ryou asked, feeling extremely stupid. He sounded like he was calling a dog in the park.
There was no reply.
I want some chocolate. Ryou thought. He pulled out his secret chocolate box and reached in.
"Yeek!" Ryou said, dropping the thing that he'd picked up. Ugh, it had been soft and squidgy… ick.
"Aaaaaah! Ow."
"What are you doing in my chocolate box, Yami?" Ryou asked, completely confused.
Yami glared up at Ryou. "Did you have to drop me?"
"Did you have to drop him on top of me?" Yami Malik snarled.
Yami jumped off Yami Malik as quickly as possible.
"Bah, I'm going to send you to the shadow realm…" Yami Malik growled.
Ryou sighed in relief. At last, the Yamis were back to normal.
"Hey- you ate all my chocolate!"