6.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
After the affair with the chocolate, Ryou had tried to be angry, but found, to his annoyance, that he couldn't be.
"It's nice weather outside." He remarked.
"Oooh, can we go outside?" The Yamis asked.
"Er- I suppose so." Ryou said, doubtfully. "But wouldn't it be dangerous?"
The Yamis were having a lot of fun. The garden was like a jungle to them, and the grass (which Ryou hadn't cut for a while) was taller than they were.
"Can you get us some biscuits, Ryou?"
"Fine." Ryou said. "I'm not your slave, you know."
Yami Bakura only laughed.
"Hey, what's that?" Yami Malik asked.
"What's what?"
"That- big, hairy creature there."
"Ack! It's a cat! Run!"
"Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" They shouted. "Help!"
The cat obviously thought these animals were great fun. It wasn't actually much more than a kitten, but to the six-inch-tall Yamis it looked like some kind of Duel Monster.
"Into the flowerbed!" Yami shrieked, dragging Yami Malik after him.
They all dived into the shelter of a pansy bed.
They sat on the ground for a few moments, looking up through the leaves to see if the cat had gone. It hadn't.
"As long as we're quiet, it won't know we're here." Yami whispered.
They were silent, until Yami Malik started sneezing.
"I've got hay fever!" He said between sneezes.
"Dammit!" Yami Bakura growled.
They scrambled out. A huge furry paw, with claws fully outstretched, swiped the area they had just been in, catching Yami Malik's bottom.
"Yeek!" He squeaked, and sneezed.
They ran on, and the cat followed. It was completely silent as it padded along beside them, which only made it more frightening.
Ryou came back outside.
"where are you?"
Then he noticed the cat, and realised what was happening.
"Hey! Get out of here!"
The cat hissed angrily, swishing it's tail. As Ryou ran towards it, it decided the sensible option would be to run away.
"The cat's gone now." Ryou said.
"Hey! Ryou saved us!" Yami said.
Cautiously, they emerged from the flowerbed.
"There you are! Are you okay?"
"Yami Malik got swiped on the bum." Yami Bakura sniggered.
"I'd better take you in." Ryou said. "I shouldn't have even brought you out, really."
"No, I am NOT going to put that on my bottom." Yami Malik snarled.
Ryou sighed. "It's an antiseptic. It'll prevent infection."
"It'll sting. And I don't need it, anyway."
"Cats' claws are probably full of germs. Of course you'll need it."
"I'll have to do it myself. I'm not letting anyone else do anything to my body."
"Fine." Ryou grumbled. "Do it yourself. Just take a bit of the cotton wool, dip it in, and-"
"All right. I know what I'm supposed to do."
Yami Malik went to the dollshouse bathroom with the piece of cotton wool.
They waited for a minute or so.
"OW!"
Yami Bakura suppressed a snigger.
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Yami tried not to laugh.
"It's just dettox, Yami Malik." Ryou said, concealing his smile.
"OW OW OW OW!"
Everyone else started laughing.
"Damn you, stupid dettox bottle! Aaah, I'm going to blow you up!"
"?" said Yami.
There was a BOOM, and a small cloud of mushroom smoke rose above the place that had been the bathroom. The dollshouse exploded into flames, and a manic cackling was heard from inside.
"MUA HA HAAAA! Who's in pain now, Dettox?"
Ryou ran off to get some water to throw over the fire.
"What an idiot…" Yami said. Yami Bakura nodded in agreement.
Ryou came back with a jug of water and poured it over the bathroom. With a sizzling noise and a stream of more black smoke, the flames stopped.
"XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"
"Whoops." Ryou said, unrepentantly.
"Damn you!"
Ryou looked in. Yami Malik was completely soaked. He glared at Ryou.
"Well, you shouldn't have blown up the bathroom, should you?" Ryou said. "Look, the entire dollshouse is all wet now."
Yami Malik merely glared.