When Youko and Lita throw a party.
Once again you must bow down to the great Kayrana and thank her for this chapter, exept for a few tiny alterations, she wrote this entire chapter. She is now my official co-writer…I think…she has not e-mailed me back…anyway…I have some ideas I got from a reviewer so I might not need any ideas…for a bit. But still review.
All the adults looked at each other. "What were we just playing?" Yusuke asks, sake fogging his mind.
"We were just playing Truth or Dare." Lita stated casually.
"Forget Truth or Dare! Lets play I Never" Angel said with much drunken enthusiasm.
"I still want to play strip poker..." Kuronue muttered rather loudly.
"What so Yusuke can have the chance to screw me? No way." Keiko said as she sat down.
"I'm playing too!" Kaysta said as she ran over. Rei scooted over a little so Kaysta could sit between her and Kris. Alo, Snow, K.J., and Y.J. just stood there to watch.
"You're going to let Kaysta have sake?" Lita and Angel questioned at the exact same time.
"Why not? It's not like she gets drunk from alcohol." Rei stated as she put herself into a comfier position.
"Then what does she get drunk from?" Yusuke asked slyly.
"Mintchocolatechipicecreamwithcrushedlemonsourzmixedin," Rei and Kaysta said together in one breath. "But Lita doesn't have any 'sweet snow' anymore, Hiei just about emptied her freezer once he had enough sake." Rei confidently stated pointing to Hiei strolling out of the kitchen with an ice cream covered face.
"Where do you keep your towels?" Hiei asked ignoring Yusuke's laughing (Kuwabara would be laughing if he wasn't passed out on the floor from one sip of the sake).
"Up the stairs in the second closet to your right." Lita and Youko answered.
"I go first!" Kaysta yelled, "I never...had sex before".
"You better not have." Rei said sternly as Lita, Yoko, Angel and Kuronue took a drink.
"I'll go next," Kris said (he's sitting to Kaysta's right), "I never... kissed a frog". Although he didn't expect any one to take a drink from his random outburst, both Rei and Kaysta took a drink.
"And you better make sure I never have to again." Rei said glaring at Kaysta.
"Sorry Master." Kaysta said in a small voice.
"I told you not to call me that." Rei said with a sigh.
A few Random I Nevers later
Some time during the random I Nevers came this; Snow yelled," I NEVER HAD to bare A CHILD". Now since no one except Yoko and Kris heard the tiny, fast whispered 'to bare' between the yelling, everyone else took a drink. This includes Kuronue and Yusuke. As if on cue Kris and Yoko bursting out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Yusuke asked obliviously.
"Hey Kris, did you know Yusuke and Kuronue are female? 'Cause Kuronue's one of my best buds and he never told me." Yoko said trying to talk between his endless laughter.
"No I didn't Yoko. Maybe there just 'Special'." Kris said also trying to speak between howls of laughter. Rei read Yoko's mind and nearly burst out laughing herself.
"Apparently she," Rei began pointing to the girl who was starting to chuckle evilly to herself, "said 'I Never had giggle to BARE a child!" Rei burst out laughing soon joined by everyone except Yusuke and Kuronue who were both blushing. "I didn't laughs know you could laughs blush Yusuke!" Youko said between laughs.
"Okay, are we ever going to sleep?" Angel said half an hour later. Everyone had given up playing games and were just kinda sitting around talking.
"Drink 'til you drop!" Kuronue bellowed making Angel wince.
"We're all in the same room, no need to shake the house." Lita said irritably.
"Perfect way to end the party! Everyone drinks until they fall unconscious." Yoko explained, "Everyone pick a partner to go against in the first round". Yoko then dashed away from Lita and grabbed Kaysta's wrist.
"You're choosing to against Kaysta instead of me?" Lita nearly yelled at Yoko.
"Well, I always lose against you, and I don't believe what Rei said about Kaysta not being able to get drunk on sake." Yoko said calmly (which is weird because usually at this point he'd be begging for forgiveness at Lita's feet).
"It's your funeral!" Kaysta said cheerfully quoting Lita.
So the first round was Lita vs. Hiei, Rei vs. Kris, Kuronue vs. Angel, and Kaysta vs. Kurama. Alo, Snow, K.J., and Y.J. took over the job of referee matching with the above: Alo or Snow, K.J., and Y.J. K.J. was the first one to declare a winner: Kuronue. Next to win was Lita, then Kaysta. Everyone looked over at Rei and Kris still taking drinks, one shot at a time, neither showing any signs of droopiness. "You know you're not gonna win, right?" Rei said smirking.
"I know." Kris said casually as he downed another shot of sake.
They went on like that for ten minutes until Rei said "You know if we keep going on like this, Kaysta's going to be a big sister".
"Okay, I forfeit." Kris said with a sigh, "I'm going to bed". (hehe…Kaiba-boy, if your reading this…your such a scaredy-cat…and if not…rini have kaiba read this.)
"Okay, Kaysta will yell for you when you have to drag me into bed, okay?" Rei said patting Kris on the back.
"O'ay" Kris said with a yawn.
Next round was Lita vs. Rei and Kaysta vs. Kuronue. Kaysta didn't have long to wait before Kuronue was on the ground next Angel, asleep (Muhahaha...), but Rei was putting up a pretty good fight to stay awake. Five minutes later, Rei said "I forfeit. You two have fun pulling pranks on everyone's sleeping forms".
As Rei walked up the stairs Lita looked over at Kaysta. "Do you want to bother finishing the contest?" Lita said with a smirk.
Kaysta thought for a moment, then simply said "No".
"Then let's cause some destruction, shall we?" Lita said holding out her hand for Kaysta to put her hand on top.
"Let's." Kaysta said putting her hand on top.
"Us too!" Snow, Alo, K.J., and Y.J. said rushing over and putting their hands on top of each others.
"Ready?" Lita asked, and they all nodded, "Okay. On 3". The six of them whispered together, "1...2...3...DESTRUCTION!" And only the next morning was it obvious how many pranks and general destruction they managed to cause.
ok everyone, thats all for now. i think i might hold off on this story until i've updated ALL my other storys, excluding the one shots, ofcourse. but if i get, like, a lot a reviews...i might reconsider. PEOPLE! REIVEW! I EXEPT ANONOMUS REVIEWS! SO REVIEW! OR NO MORE CHAPPIE FOR A WHILE! A LONG WHILE!
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