"Will somebody get me out of these ruddy chairs! It's one thing to have one seat not be big enough for me, but it's another thing to get stuck in two seats at once!" says Hagrid with disgust.

"Here, Hagrid, I'll help you out…Ron! Come help me get Hagrid unstuck!" says Hermione taking charge.

Ron pauses for a minute and says, "Hermione! I'm busy beating up Draco."

"Ok! Hagrid, you're gonabe here a while." says Hermione in an apologetic voice.

"Blast!" says Hagrid.

"Sorry, Hagrid, but I…" starts Hermione.

"No, I'm not mad, I just can't find Chompers!" says Hagrid.

Hermione looks confused and asks, "Who's Chompers?"

Hagrid looks guilty and says,"Well, you see…he's my…uhh…dragon!"

"Oh no!" shrieks Hermione.

Hagrid spots Chompers and says,"Oh, there he goes. He must be heading back to the castle."

:Hogwarts:

"Stop poking me!" orders Snape.

Harry hands his dad the stick and says, "Poke him again dad!"

"Oh this is…OW!…Just…OW!…Dandy!" says Snape.

James pokes him at different angles and yells,"Take this, and that!"

"Stop poking me you…OW!…Fools! Oh no…there's a killer dragon coming up from behind!" says Snape looking worried.

"ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!" roars Chompers.

"That's my finger, you bloody dragon! OW! Dang it!" screams Sanpe in pain.

"Keep poking him, Dad. And egg the dragon on to!" yells Harry over the other noise.

:Movie Theater:

Ron and Hermione grab a hold of Hagrid and say at the same time, "1, 2, 3, pull! Uhhhh! We got to get Hagrid out of these chairs!"

Hagrid looks disapointed, but thankful and says, "That's ok. I'll just sit here until somebody calls 911."

"Fine with us," they say.

"I'm not serious!" he yells at them.

"What was that?" Ron asks, ignoring the voice.

"I didn't hear anything," says Hermione, doing the same.

Ron looks around and says, "Ok, let's go find Neville."

"Ok." answers Hermione

Looking worried Hagrid yells, "Don't leave me!"

Ron and Hermione begin to leave when they're stopped by…

...Professor Trelawnery standing in front of them begins,"You have a doomed future. You will see many more crappy movies than the one at hand. Ohhhh…"

"Hermione, don't…" Ron begins to say.

Hermione winds up her hand again while saying,"Why you little…"

"How dare you insult…SLAP!…That hurt you little…SLAP!" says Trelawnery

Looking concerned Ron says, "Hermione stop slapping Professor Trelawnery!"

"That felt really good." says Hermione finally done.

"You beat the crap out of a teacher!" says Ron, with a look he would give Fred or George.

"Ok, I'm done…for now." she says to him, a look of pure happiness on her face.

:Ron and Hermione leave the theater.:

After a moment of quiet the silence is broken by Hagrid, "Hello? Anyone!"

"Ohhhh…hic…owww…" says professor, making unknown noises.

"Oh, hello Professor Trelawnery. How's it going?" asks Hagrid.

"You have a very dark, damp…hic, ferret. That will lead you to…hic, Clowns!" she says.

"Is someone a little tipsy?" he asks.

"Oh shut your…hic, tissue." she returns, not knowing what she's really saying.

"Ok." says a confused Hagrid.

Then Dumbledore pops up and says, "Hello Hagrid,Professor Trelawnery. Good day to the both of you."

"Professor Trelawnery is in the best of shape right now." begins Hagrid.

"Oh good, you're here…hic, Cleatus," she says, confused yet again.

"It was about time someone put her in her place. May I inquire who it was?", says Dumbledore, obviously happy.

"I don't really know what inquire means, but if you want to know who it was, it was Hermione," says Hagrid, growing more and more confused.

"Oh yes, I always wondered if she would completely lose it someday and do that." says a happy Dumbledore.

"Cleatus, come…closer. I need to tell you this." begins Trelawnery

"Yes, Professor Trelawnery?" asks Dumbledore.

Professor Trelawnery beginsto speak about some plan,"In my tower there is a glass ball. In that ball is 60 bucks and a yo-yo. Take those two items to that old guy on that one street, and give him the items. Then he will give you a card. That card is a pass to the Odd Little Bunnies Convention. Go there and pick up a bunny hat, and…and…lay it on my…desk."

"I will." says Dumbledore.

:Meanwhile at Hogwarts:

"I'm getting bored beating Snape." says Harry.

James puts down the stick and says,"Ok, I'll go back to the house and catch up with you later."

"Dad," Harry begins.

"Yes Harry?" James asks.

"Our house is gone. Voldemort destroyed our house," Harry says.

"Oh…yeah…that. Well I'll find a new house." James says, trying to a get hold on the situation.

"Ok dad." says Harry.

"There you are Harry!" says Ron, walking up next to Harry.

"Hey, Ron." Harry answers.

"Hi, Harry!" says Hermione, walking up next to Ron.

"Hi, Hermione." says Harry.

"You should have seen Harry. Hermione beat the crap out of Professor Tawnerly!" says Ron with amazment.

Looking amazed but not surprised, Harryreplies,"Really! Wow, that's cool. Way to go Hermione!"

"Oh, it was nothing," she says.

"Let's go back to the Theater." offers Ron.

"Ok," Harry and Hermione answer.

:Harry, Hermione, and Ron return to the theater.:

"Oh great. You idiots are back. Stay back, Hermione," Draco says looking scared.

Hermione holds up her fists and says,"I thought I taught you a lesson the first time."

All Draco can do is suck his thumb and whimper.

"Now that's better," she says, looking satisfied.

Then Professor McGonagall pops up and says,"Here you three are. I've looking everywhere for you Potter. We finished inspecting your broom."

"What do you mean, Professor?" Harry asks.

"Your Firebolt. We looked over it for curses, spells, jinxes, lice, termites, birds…" she begins to answer.

"That only happened in the book Professor. They forgot about the entire thing in the movie," Harry says to her.

"Oh…" she mumbles. "Right..."

"Well, yeah. I'll still take the Firebolt, though I'm not quite sure who's it is…I'll probably give it to Ron…maybe…" he starts.

"Ok, Here you go Potter," she says.

"Thanks! Hey Ron, I got you a Firebolt!" Harry yells.

Looking surprised and excited Ron begins to yell, "WHAT! HOW! WHO!"

"It's okay Ron…" Harry tries to begin.

"WHY! WHERE! WHEN…I'M! RUNNING! OUT! OF! THINGS! TO! SAY!" continues Ron.

"It's fine Ron. I don't need this one," finishes Harry.

"Okay," replies Ron simply.

:New chapter coming sometime, i hope: