Full House

AN: Nya! Another installment of Full House! What will our love team, Justin and Jessie do next?... No wait… wrong show!XD I still got a hang over that novella. Eww… I can't believe I even watched that. I know a lot of you don't have a fucking clue what the hell I'm talking about… (Kung alam mo, edi alam mo na rin kung saan ako nakatira!) Whhahaa! Hmm… maybe I should change the title to 'Lovers in Paris'… or better yet, I'll bring out the worst and name it 'Meteor Garden' and change the name of Weiss to F4!... uh… I'm getting off the subject here. -sweatdrops- This has nothing to do with the fic ok?XD Just don't mind my babbling. My insanity is playing tricks on my head again.

Disclaimers: I don't own them. But I did kidnapped them and I promised Koyasu that I'll return them a soon as possible… if he ever pays the ransom money that is… -evil laugh- Bwhahahahahahahaha! I'm gonna take over the world! Bwhahahahahahah! -cough- -chokes- -dies- X-X

(note: The Mew Mew Kitty Karaoke Bar does not exist. If it did, which would be cool, then I don't own it.)

Chapter 2: Karaoke Chaos!

"Sumimasen deshita Okyaku-san." A waitress knocked on the private room door. "Your orders are here, sirs."

Torrents of loud tone deaf voices were coming from the room behind the door with music blaring so loud it hurt your ears. With a loud bang someone reached for the door and opened it hastily for the waitress. Ken snatched the tray of snacks and drinks from her and slammed it again. The waitress blinked in surprise and then frowned. "Well I never…!" she said and stomped away.

"Food's here!" Ken called over to the guys. "Hey, no alcohol for Omi and Nagi!"

"Aww…" The two boys whined.

"Oh goody!" Yoji jumped off the couch and raced for the food of tray in Ken's hands, grabbing a hand full of potato chips and shoving it to his mouth, crumbs flying everywhere on the floor.

"Eww… Yoji, you're such a pig." Omi commented, getting his glass of banana juice from the tray, as Ken laid it down on the table.

"Yeah… why don't you be a civilized human being sometimes Koudo." Farfarello agreed. "So we can all eat without throwing up."

"Excuse me?" Yoji said in disbelief, placing his hands on his waist. "Me? Uncivilized? Man, you have never seen such a true refined being such as myself! Me Yoji Koudo, Lover Boy Extraordinaire!"

"Oh, and stuffing your face with potato chips is refined?" Crawford sarcastically remarked behind his wine glass.

"Put a sock in it Crawfish." Yoji glared at him. "Or I'll shut you up by ripping your dick out and shoving it up your – "

A sudden blare of loud music and a very bad tone-deaf voice cut his sentence for him.

"I FOUND A REASON FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BEEEEEEEEEEE… THE REASON FOR ALL THAT I DOOOOOOOOOOO… AND THE REASON IS YOOOOOOOOOU! AND THE REASON IS YOOOOOOOOOOU!..." Schulich sang… or rather screamed in the mic and dancing melodramatically around the room, pointing at them in 'YOU' part.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a bottle of vodka hit the tone-deaf German in the head with a loud crash as it broke in to pieces.

"Ow! Hey! What the heck did you do that for?" Schulich faced the brunette with a vain pop.

"Will you shut up you tone-deaf bimbo person!" Ken shouted.

"You dick wad! I was really getting into the song!"

"Too much actually." Aya grunted, picking his ear. "I thought my eardrums would brake."

"I think my ears are bleeding!" Youji yelped, covering them with the sofa pillows, turning into a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb.

"Is the war over?" Omi asked with a maniac look in his eyes, peeking his head from under the table. "Damage report! Damage report!"

Ken grabbed the poor boy by the shoulders and hoisting him up back onto his feet. "Oi, snap out of it Omi! Snap out of it!" Ken shook the kid vigorously, slapping him once or twice. Omi blinked and regained is composure.

"-sigh- Yogata." Ken sighed in relief. "that's enough war games in Play Station for you young man." Ken said in his most threatening maternal voice ever. Nagi, Crawford, Schuldich and Farfarello all laughed, falling their stomachs to the floor.

Aya gave the Swartz his patented Super Ultra Mega Over to the Max Death Glare™ and the four of them abruptly stopped. Everyone in the room blinked.

"You know what this remind me of?" Ken side commented.

"What?" Aya said, facing him.

"That Vietnam War fan fic we did."

Someone snorted. "Heh, yeah. We went through serious shit there." Yoji pulled out of his curl.

"To bad Omi and Crawford died in the middle."

"Yeck. . don't remind me!" Omi whined.

"I remember I fucked you so hard." Aya teased Ken, pulling the brunette's waist slightly. Ken blushed and looked away.

"I hate doing fan fics…" Omi murmured. "Deranged fan girls try to manipulate you in some ways you can't even imagine!"

"Well at least you get to experience hard fucks." Schuldich said gleefully.

"You only say that because you haven't experienced fending off deranged fangirls away by a ten foot pole!" Ken said. "I'm tellin' you, these girls could kill ya!"

Schuldich flips his hair and winks. "So that's the reason you turned gay. You got Female phobia."

"Shut up."

"Hey guys! What song should we sing next?" Nagi interrupted their little conversation.

"Anything… just don't let Schuldich sing again." Aya warned.

Schuldich sticks out his tongue to the redhead and mutters, "Tight ass."

"Hey I know!" Omi jumps to the couch and flips through the song catalogue. "Why don't we sing our Opening theme song?"

"Aargh… I'm sick and tired of that song!" Ken whined. "Who's the bastard who composed it anyway?"

"I did." came a blunt answer. Everyone looked in Ran's direction.

"Oh…"

"Well technically, Koyasu Takehito did." Omi pointed out.

"What's the difference?" Yoji said. "He's the same guy isn't he?"

"hn…"

"Why don't we sing something from Gravitation?" Nagi suggested.

"What are you, some kind of yaoi fan boy?" Farfarello nudged the boy in the ribs.

"Yeah, and we could color Omi's hair pink so he can be that gay Shindou guy." Yoji said, snickering. "Hehe, the likeness is uncanny!"

"Then we could dye Aya's hair blond so he can be that Yuki guy." Schuldich added, chuckling to himself.

"I can't believe you guys even watch that show." Ken said. "That anime has the words 'gay slut' written all over it!" ;; sorry to all the Gravi fans out there! I meant no harm! Because I too am a Gravi fan! "Shouldn't you guys be suggesting L'arcenciel or Glay or what not…?"

"Or Britney Spears…" Yoji joked.

"Just pick a fucking song already!" Omi whined.

"I'm waaaaay ahead of you guys." Schuldich smirked.

"Oh shit. Don't!"

But even before anyone could stop him, the music starts playing. The intro was pretty fast and before you know it, the German was singing the lyrics. He put the hand on his waist and put on a face of mock seriousness. There was a pause and then…

"First I was afraid… I was petrified…" Schulidch sang, and everyone in the room fell over anime style. "Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side… Yeah! Sing it with meh!XD" he said, dancing like a maniac around the room, swinging his hips in a seductive manner.

Aya put a hand over his face in annoyance. "That's the gayest thing I've ever seen…" He muttered.

"This ain't a fucking gay bar you PSYCHOTIC FUCKING HOMO!" Ken took another bottle of vodka and threw it again to the singing German, but this time he missed by a long shot and Schuldich continued to sing. "YEAH! I will survive!… I will survive! Hey hey!"

"Oh yeah? Survive this!" Ken started throwing stuff at him and even attempted to take the mic away. They both land on the floor, rolling around, wrestling one another. Everyone just stared at the fighting couple on the floor in amusement.

"Ok! I'm gonna put Y600 on Ken." Youji slammed his hand on the table. "Whose up for the bet?"

"Youji, please don't start." Omi said. .;;

"I'm routing for Schuldich!" Farf said enthusiastically.

Crawford lifted his legs up lazily onto the seat in front of him and put his arms behind his head as the two rolled underneath him, smirking slightly. "You know," he drawls. "that's what a room is for."

Suddenly Aya, loomed over him, pulling his collar by the neck and his eyes turning into slits. "If you get any ideas I swear I'll shove my katana up you're ass. I wouldn't mind wiping shit out of it. You bastard."

"Oooh… I'm shaking in my boots." The American mocked. "A little over protective aren't we oh so fearless leader of Weiss… Wouldn't want one of your beloved teammates to get rapped… Or rather…" he smirks. "your dearly beloved Kenken."

Aya gave him is Super Ultra Mega Over to the Max Death Glare™ to shut him up.

"Ok. Break it up you two." Omi tried to pull the wrestling men on the floor apart.

"Were here to have fun aren't we?" Nagi squeaked, giving a helping hand to Omi.

"Who's 'bright' idea was this anyway?" Yoji complained, stretching himself on the couch.

"It was yours Yotan." Omi pointed out.

"Oh… right. I forgot." Yoji blinked.

"By the way. How did you manage to get the tickets Yoji? Did you join a contest or something?" Ken asked, brushing himself off.

"Well I don't know. I didn't enter any. It just came in today in the mail, they said it was from a magazine catalogue. I wouldn't know…"

"Then if you didn't join a contest… Where the heck did those tickets came from?" Omi pondered, putting his fingers to his chin. Yoji shrugged.

"Hey guys… I think you better look at this…" a nervous voice said. Everyone looked at Nagi who was looking behind the Karaoke machine.

"What is it Nagi-chan?" Schuldich asked. Nagi didn't reply but only gulped.

All of them went to look behind it and everyone just stopped breathing. They looked at each other in confusion and gulped at the same time.

"W-who put that there?"

"That doesn't matter! We gotta get out'a here quick!"

"Shouldn't we try to detonate it? Red wire? Blue wire?"

"There's no time! Everybody get out now!"

Without a seconds hesitance they ran out of the private room, down the stairs and out of the Karaoke bar into the busy streets of Shibuya.

"Everyone duck!"

Two seconds later there was a huge explosion coming from the 2nd floor of the bar, shooting debris everywhere that took a lot of attention from onlookers.

The first one to recover was Aya. "Ok, anyone who's not dead, sound off." A series of moans and groans came from his companions. "Ok.., good so one's dead." He stands up and looks to the night sky. "TAKATORI SHI NEEEE!"

Everyone sweatdropped, even the onlookers.

"Aya, why do you always blame Takatori…?" Omi asked as he brushed some of the debris that landed on him.

"Well… isn't he always the culprit?" Aya blinked.

"You know, it makes me wonder how he does it. Takatori's everywhere!" Ken shouted.

"It's one of life's greatest mysteries I suppose."

"Aww man!" Nagi pouted, Everybody looked at him. "I didn't even get to sing!"

Everyone fell down animé style again…

Haha! Done for Cahptaa two! makes peace sign with fingers I hope you liked it. I can only do so much randomness in one situation. XD Was that chaos or what? Whahahahahah! Too much OOC-ness going on… I apologize for that. bows Watch out for the next Chap! Oki? Oki!

Note: The Vietnam War thingy? Well I got that from the 'The Sweet Hell We Shared'. I know most of you people already read that. But If you haven't then tough luck, you suck! XP I highly recommend it. Doctor's order! Read it. It ROCKS LIKE HELL! XD

Next time on Full House: McDonald's Madness!