Chapter 3: McDonalds Madness!

AN: Ok. Another chapter's here again. I don't even know if people even read this crap which disappoints me a lot! -cries- I haven't got much reviews for this. But I'm still gonna post this up and see what's gonna happen. Actually, I was about to replace this chapter with the chapter in the hot springs. But I thought it over and realize that that doesn't make any sense at all if I promised to write about the McDonald's thingy in the last chapter…-shrugs- Welp, so much for world domination… Oh yeah, one more thing, about the wrong spelling, typos and some unwanted wrong grammars? Yeah, I noticed them too,. The disappearance of apostrophes and the lack of some punctuation marks demolish the true meaning of a said statement. And well, sad to say English isn't my first language to tell you the truth… (My, I'm also spending too much time with consecutive periods too, haven't I? -.-;;)

Disclaimer: Me? Own McDonalds™? Now that would be the day. But it would be a great tool in taking over the world! –evil laugh- Bwhahahahaha! Think of the possibilities! Ok… I'm done with world domination. It's sooO boring anyway… Weiß and Swartz are German words that means 'white' and 'black'… Big DUH! No. I don't own them nor do I speak them in a daily basis. What? You think I'm German? Ha!

Somewhere there are foot steps. Not so quiet foot pads break the noise and exaggerated voices echo outside of the glass windows and doors of the world renowned franchise fast food chain restaurant. Torrents of muffled loud cursing could be heard through the glass as the people inside stop for a bit from eating their burgers.

"Someday I swear I'm gonna kill that Takatori! Why the hell did he have to blow the stinkin' place up? Now we have to pay for it! So much for 'free' tickets!"

"Now now, Ranny-kins. Remember you're blood pressure."

"How many times do I have to knock you out to remind you not to call me that?"

"Eheh. You know, if this were a cartoon, there'll be smoke coming out from your ears."

"This is a cartoon Yoji."

"No. this is an animé."

"Whatever. It's still animated isn't it? What's the difference?"

"SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL!"

"Whacha gonna do? Bring out your katana and shove it up in all our asses and at the same time reviling our true identity as assassins? Smooth move oh fearless leader."

"Too late, you already did."

"Oh………oh shit! I hope nobody heard that!"

"Smooth move Ken."

"It's god that you should be mad at. He betrayed us all…"

(ten second pause)

"Uh…"

"Ooooh…! Mcdonald's! Can we eat here? Huh? Can we? Can we? Please?"

"Ok! Just stop jumping midget boy. People are staring."

"Yay!"

"…I hate this place…"

"Aww… come on Aya."

"-sigh- Fine."

"Quick! Into the McDonald's and lock the door before Aya comes in and destroys the place!" A loud clatter of feet raced towards the restaurant and a sudden burst came from the double doors, letting a group of mischievous looking men in.

"What the fuck?…!" Aya sweared

"How do you lock this thing?" Farfarello asked.

"Try that little silver knob!" Yoji pointed.

"Oh." And with that he locked the double doors leaving a fuming Aya outside.

"You guys are unbelievable." Omi said crossing his arms. "Very 'mature'." He said sarcastically.

"Hey! Don't lock me out!" Aya shouted and pounded on the door.

"Aya-san, don't pound on the door so hard, or you'll break it." Crawford said amused.

"So! What the hell do I care?" Aya ranted. "I swear, you guys are so dead when I get my hands on you!"

"You might just want to fuck when you get your hands on us." Schuldich slyly said.

"Shut up you slutty perverted nincompoop!" Ken fwaped the back of Schu's head.

"Ow!"

"And I thought Yoji was the slutty one." Nagi pondered.

"No. Yoji is a slut. But Schuldich's the twisted psychotic pervert." Ken corrected.

A mock cough was heard behind them and the seven of them looked. A middle-aged couple looking quite perturbed was standing at the door at the other end of the entryway, uncertain of whether they should get a chance going through or not.

"Oh. Go-gomen nasai!" Omi apologized for their group, bowing as he did.

Grumbling, Farfarello unlocked the door that led outside. Aya, brushed himself, putting on his passive mask, grunting a monosyllabic tone before glaring his patented glare of Super Ultra Mega Over to the Max Death Glare ™ at his 'friends' and entering.

Yoji held open the door for the couple, flashing a smile that made the older woman blush, and apologizing.

Omi rolled his eyes. "You're always such a flirt."

"Jealous?" Yoji smirked.

Omi looked away, blushing.

"Ah, who cares?" he said ruffling Omi's hair. "You'll always be my bishounen, Omittchi." He said and went straight to the counter to flirt with the lady cash register.

"Well, that was entertaining." Crawford said, letting his long slender fingers run through his black hair. "Lets cut this little chit chat and lets eat." The American suggested.

"Great! I'm fucking starving." Ken said enthusiastically, rubbing his stomach.

"Shh… guys don't swear. There are children in here." Omi warned.

"Oh… sorry."

Aya shrugged and made his way to the counter, looking at the menu up above, placing his fingers to his chin deciding on what to order. Schu followed behind him who ordered… everything as he pointed, earning him an odd look from the cashier. Aya's brow twitched with irritation with a vain pop, fwaping the German from the back of his head.

"We'll take two Number Ones, four burgers and two Big Mac's™, and four large French fries. Oh, and coffee too." Aya said, directing the order towards the confused-looking guy behind the counter. "Cancel anything this moron told you."

"But Ayaaaaaaaa…" the German whined in a sing-song voice. "I'm really hungry!"

Aya merely glared at him.

"Hey, can we get a Happy Meal™?" Nagi and Omi asked in chorus.

Aya siged and turned to the cashier. "And two orders of Cheese Burger Happy Meal™ please." he added.

"Can I get one too Aya-kun? Pretty pweees?" Schu batted his eyelashes in mock pleading.

"No." he said bluntly.

"That would be Y1,985 sir." said the guy, setting their order in the food tray on the counter.

Aya grumbled while fishing his pocket for his wallet. Counting the bills and coins until he got the correct amount of money and giving it to the cash register guy.

The cashier counted the money and placing it in the cash register. "Thank you and enjoy your meal."

He looked over his back and saw the others were already seated. He made a bee line towards them with Schu, Nagi and Omi on his heel. He slammed the tray with much needed force making the table's occupants jump. "Why do I always have to pay?" he complained.

"Because you're the only one willing to get your wallet out of you pocket." Crawford pointed out, earning him a growl from the redhead.

Nagi and Omi happily seated themselves next to each other, grabbing their bags of Happy Meal™. Schuldich placed his elbows on the table looking enviously at the two happy kids. "Hey, where's Yotan and Kenken?" he asked smugly.

Farf, who had just bitten off from his burger, smearing some catsup on his face, pointed his thumb towards the soda machines.

"Yoji, you forgot to put ice in it." Ken said aghast, pulling his cup from under the machine.

"Wrong! If I put ice in, it'll eventually melt, and then my soda will be watery!" he made a face. "And watery soda sucks!"

"Well some of us want our sodas to be cold." Ken said, putting it under the ice machine.

"Pift. Suit yourself." Yoji shrugged, pouring himself some Coke Lights™.

"Oh…"

"Hey, don't I get a free toy with this?" Nagi said from inside the bag, practically stuffing his whole head in it.

"Why? Didn't they put it in there?" Asks Farf. "Did god took it away?"

"Well, no." he said peeking from under the bag.

"Heh, Schuldich stole it." Aya pointed.

And indeed they were. Schuldich amused himself by rolling the toy car on the table, making raspberry sounds and some 'broom broom's.

"Hey give that back!" Nagi shouted. Schu stuck out his tongue.

"It's mine!"

"No it's not." Nagi used his telekinesis powers to remove the toy out from his older friend's grip and into his own hands.

"Aww." He wined and pouted.

"In the first place you shouldn't play with toy cars anymore you immature psycho." Yoji said, sitting himself on a chair with the sodas. Ken snickered.

"Shut up, you blond bimbo person."

"Gee… thanks Schu, that makes me feel special." came the sarcastic remark.

"hmp!" he pouted again and stared at his burger. "And it's not 'psycho' it's 'psychic'." He corrected.

"Hmp. Whatever… what's the difference." Yoji shrugged.

Schu made record time by devouring his burger in three minutes, scarfing the fries in less than two, and then asking Aya for more.

"How can you eat so much, you pig!" the Yoji asked in utter disbelief. "You practically inhale food!"

Crawford snorted and murmured, "heh, look who's talking." Under his breath so no one could hear.

"I told you I was hungry! How can you not eat so much? You've only finished half of your burger!"

Yoji pointed to his bare midriff and poses. "I'm watching my figure."

"Would you guys please be not too loud?"

"What do you mean, Omi?" Yoji asked.

"Yeah. There's only," Ken had to pause and count, "six other people here!"

"I wonder why it's so empty..." Crawford pondered.

"Because it's 2 o'clock." Getting more confused stares, Nagi continued, "The lunch rush is over, and it's Tuesday,"

"...What does it being Tuesday have to do with anything?" Aya raised an eyebrow.

Nagi only shrugged. "I dunno."

"Mmmm… I want ice cream." Ken suddenly said, standing from his seat and walking off to the counter.

Yoji stretched in his seat and burping as he did so, rubbing his stomach, earning him odd looks from Omi.

"Ewww…You are a pig…" Omi said, rolling his eyes.

"And disgusting…" Schu added.

Ken came back with his ice cream dip and licking it in a hurry. Aya noticed him, moving over to the seat and licking seductively on Ken's ice cream. The brunette blushed deeply at the simple gesture, seeing the glint in Aya's eyes. The redhead leaned closer taking another lick.

"Hm, I take that back. These two are more disgusting." He said pointing a thumb at the two.

"Well. I'm stuffed." Yoji stood up. "What are we gonna do now?"

"Lets hurt god!" Farf suggested with a maniac look in his eyes, taking out his dagger. There was an awkward ten second pause before Yoji spoke up.

"Why don't we all go to a bar or club?"

"What? No way! Please remember that we still have minors with us."

"Hey… what was that supposed to mean Brad?"

"Why don't we all go the movies?"

"No! The amusement park!"

"hurt god!"

"Bar!"

"Movies!"

"Amusement park!"

And before you know it, the six of them were shouting at the top of their lungs and at each other's throats. Farfafello kept on shouting about hurting god and flashing his dagger in a scary manner. Yoji kept arguing with Schuldich while pulling each other's hair like deranged women. Omi and Nagi kept shouting a Crawford for calling them minors and insisting that they go to an amusement park…

As for Ken and Aya? Well lets just say they're a little preoccupied with each other.

Ice cream left forgotten on the floor, Ken shrank closer to the wall, hoping Aya wouldn't try something else, but said man just leaned in closer, intent on doing just that. Ken pivoted his body so his feet were on the bench and his knees were between his body and the advancing man's. Aya smiled slyly, sat up so he was on his knees, and leaned over the brunette.

The wine-eyed man leaned in closer, and closer, pushing one of Ken's knees down with his palms so it was under the table. The brunette tried to scoot farther back, but only resulted in practically laying down on the bench. Red locks dangled in front of his face as Aya leaned even closer, and he lost the will to fight back.

Aya's breath was warm and sweet against his lips, his wine-hued eyes dancing merrily in triumph. Ken tilted his head up to allow the other better access. His heart was racing from contact that was now-desperately-desired, and he could feel his face heating up even more. Then…

"Could you please not do that here?" An aghast looking mother said, covering the eyes of her son.

Ken blushed even more, pushing Aya off of him. With a loud thump, the redhead landed on his bottom on the floor. Ken bowed repeatedly saying, "Gomen nasai. Gomen nasai. Gomen nasai!" to the woman.

Only then did the both of them noticed the commotion going on between their companions. Both of them sweat dropped.

"What the heck is going on here?" Ken asked. Aya shrugged.

"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT!" someone shouted. All 8 of them looked up to find an pissed-looking manager of McDonald's staring down at them. "I would have to ask you young gentle men to leave immediately." He said, trying to be calm as possible.

Everyone was silent for ten seconds, blinked, then resumed their bickering.

The next thing they knew they were being kicked out of the restaurant, literally. Soaring in mid air and landing with a loud thump on the pavement.

"Out! Out! Out! Out!" The manager shouted. "AND STAY OUT!" and slamming the double doors in front of them.

Aya was the first to stand up, a vain popping on his head. "Oh yeah! Well… we never even liked your burgers anyway!" A hand grabbed him by the arm, he turns and saw Omi shaking his head.

"Give it a rest Aya-kun." Omi said.

"Who does that bastard think he is?" Yoji cursed, brushing away some dirt on his pants.

"So…" Ken said. "What are we gonna do now?"

"Hurt god!" Farf shouted.

"No! Movies!"

"No! The bars!"

"No! The Amusement park!"

And again resuming their argument. Schu lunged at Yoji, pulling his hair again, Farfarello daggled his dagger menacingly then cuts himself on the wrist, laughing like a maniac. Brad covered his face with his hand, feeling a headache coming on from the wining teenagers.

"er…Forget I asked?" Ken blinked. Aya sighed.

Hehe. Sorry. There's only so much randomness I could handle. XD

Next up: At the Movies!