Chapter Five: THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!
You don't wake up, so your demon friend burst in with chainsaws, knives, guns, and strange demon torture devices.
You decide to take small detour to school.
You jump into a well near your family shrine and appear somewhere near your school.
If you ignore the fact a giant centipede and hair monster attacked you in the well, the voyage was pretty safe.
Go to class, you have a test! (going up against another student)
You have your sword, you'll think you'll do fine...but Ed(Fullmetal Alchemist) turns it into an alarm clock.
You fail the test, you ask your teacher for a second chance, but he(Sesshou-Maru), scares you so you go to lunch instead
You fight evil demons from the negaverse(sailor moon)
You to your locker, and watch ten thousand love letters fall out
Go to another class and get a 20 on a subject your normally good at.
Damn...today you have gym.
Shit...what kind of evil, barbaric sport is this! Even goblins have more class then this! Who was the evil sorcerer that created dodge ball!
BAM! You get hit in the face by a dodge ball.
ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS IS JEALOUS OF YOUR GOOD LOOKS!
You end up beating up a senior because, you are a very skilled fighter.
School is over.
What joy...a talking ground hog is chasing you.
You kick the ground hog and it yells: "Oh look! There's my shadow, enjoy six more weeks of winter bitches!" And disappears...
You arrive home.
You would rather enjoy yourself, but you have finals AND Tokyo University to prepare for!
You go to sleep hugging your pet moogle.
kupoh!
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Chapter 5 already...this is how you know i have no life...