hi hi hi!!

I do not own Hamtaro!

I love you!

CAFFINE!!!!!


The ham hams went to the first persons house.

Ham hams: Deck the halls...

Person: Get off of my land!

(Person cocks shot gun)

Ham hams: AHH!

He starts shooting the ham hams feet.

Person: Burn vernom burn!

Boss: That wasn't the best thing ever...

Pashmina: Penelope!

Penelope thought it was fun but then her head was exploded.

Pasmina started ctying.

But everyone else was rejoicing.

They went to the second persons house.

Ham hams: Jingle bells jing...

Person: Mom forget about the store, look at these!

The ham hams look inside and they had ham ham skins on the walls.

Ham hams: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

The person takes out machete.

Person: Ha ha ha!

He swipes and gets Dexter.

The next person.

Ham hams: jo.... AH!

A super deformed girl was standing on the first step.

She picks up Panda and squeezes him so hard that his eyes pop and are dangling from their sockets.

Then his arms, legs, and head are ripped off.

Now there's no hope for Panda.


Um so the other ham hams are ok. send different ideas for peoples. (And songs!)