Here is chapter 4! I have a surprise in the last chapter so you have that to look forward to! The hams that are "gone" are Penelope, Dexter, Panda, and Bijou. Enjoy! (I don't think most people will but…
"Boss, where are we going next?" Hamtaro asked. The hamsters look over and see Boss picking his nose. "EEEWWW!" Boss looked around and rubbed it on Oxnard, then turned around whistling. Oxnard looked down. "Gross! Boss wipe this right now!" Boss got all mad. "Who said it was me! HUH!" The ham hams all rolled their eyes. "Bossman, no one else picks their nose…" Stan pointed out. After the big mishap, Maxwell gave a lecture about how bad picking your nasty little nose is.
Six hours later. "So, as you can see from my slideshow, flies, and other nasty things live up there." Maxwell said. Oxnard was barfing. Maxwell changed the slide. "Oh look! We see here a sample of mucous!" Everyone's eyes widened at the horrifying picture.
After they all took a little visit to Nurse Ham, They were on their way. Well, almost everybody… "So uh, have anything planned tonight?" Stan asked. "Stan, come on! We have to get to the next house!" Sandy said dragging him by the tail. "I'll get back to you!"
They came to the door. "Who's gonna ring the door bell?" Cappy asked. They all looked at each other. Boss and Hamtaro pushed Cappy up to the door. "Why me?" Cappy asked nervously. "Because… erm… just because!" Howdy said. Cappy took a gulp and rang the door bell. All of a sudden you hear a loud fart. "AH! Man! Who cut the cheese?" Stan said plugging his nose. "Sorry! I got nervous!" Pashmina said ripping another fart.
They soon heard footsteps from inside. All the hamsters backed up a little. When the door opened they all cleared their wee little throats and started singing. "Silent night, holy night." Sandy went forward and sang, "Aall is calm, all is right!" The person at the door took over in a horrible voice, "Round, yon bird gin, mother and piled, Hooly blanket, so…. Uummm…" The ham hams covered their ears and yelled, "Your voice is horrible!" The person's eyes got red and started on fire. (You know how they do it in cartoons) The little hamsters stepped back, knowing one of them was a goner. "I'll say when my voice is bad! GOT THAT?" Maxwell stepped forward. "Well actually, the word we used horrible." The person got all big and Maxwell got all small and the background started on fire. (Like in shows.) "Did you just question I?" Maxwell pointed his finger in the persons face. "Do you mean "I"? Where did you go to school?" The person grabbed Maxwell. "You will stay with me!"
The hamsters stared at the closed door. "That was odd!" Boss said as they walked down the sidewalk.
How was it! Not as funny probably… Review so I can… Update.