Red02: It's been a long time since I last updated anything. Sorry for the long wait, I hope all can forgive me by enjoying this final update to that "That One Mystery Fic" story.
Chapter 5: Oh So THAT'S Who Did It
Yami and Joey arrive at Isis's house, the cops are there as well.
Isis: Yami! Have you found out anything?
Yami: Yes I have.
Joey: (under breath) I found it out…
Yami: Isis! I believe we have discovered who killed your brother!
Isis: That's great! But Yami.
Yami: Yes Isis?
Isis: Nobody wasn't my brother.
Yami: (leans close to Isis and whispers) Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. (winks)
Isis: No really, what are you talking about?
Yami:All in good time my lady! Mount up, we're heading to the scene of the crime. And for God's sake bring the doughnuts his time!
minutes later in Isis's back yard
(everyone is crowded around the outline of the dead body. Seto, Isis, Kenny, Joey, Yami, a few random police officers)
Yami: I have called you all to order for one very important reason.
Seto: And that is?
Yami: The reason is…
(Mai pops out of nowhere in a maid outfit)
Mai: Aha! I finally made it into the story! Take that Casting list! (punches Yami)
Yami: What was that for?
Joey: Just forget about it and explain to everyone who done it!
Yami: Right. (regains composure) After extensive studying of all our first clues, it was obvious that the killer was none other than….. KENNY!
Everyone: KENNY? (all turn to Kenny)
Kenny: What? It wasn't me, I swear it wasn't!
Yami: (suddenly next to Kenny) That's correct, it wasn't you because it couldn't have been you. And why not you ask? Because you Kenny no-last-name-erson have been dead for over a hundred years!
Everyone: WHAT?
Kenny: You can't prove it!
Yami: I can't, but this picture can! (holds up picture of gravestone. The grave reads: Kenny, Died in freak soda can inncident)
Kenny: Wha- How did you get that!
Joey: I found in your refriderater!
Yami: And now that everyone knows that you're actually dead you should cease to bother us!
Kenny: NOOOOO! (melts into nothing)
Yami: And now to reveal the TRUE killer!
Everyone: WHO?
Yami: Drunk Driving!
Seto: Ah of coarse, it all makes sense now! The victom was in his Isis's back yard when the drunk driver ambushed him! Then the drunk driver fled the scene leaving absolutely no evidence except for the mysterious tire marks left all over the body!
Yami: That's exactly right!
later inside Isis's house
(Isis is thanking both Yami and Joey while the police begin their search for the drunk driver)
Isis: Thank you both so much.
Yami: Oh it was nothing! (Yami laughs as he flips his finger through the $300 Isis has just handed him)
Joey: Yeah, don't worry about it.
Isis: Well alright, but I do have just one last question?
Yami: What was it?
Isis: How did the police NOT know that Nobody was run over by a car. I mean, he said that there were tire marks all over Nobody's….. body…
Joey: I can answer that Isis! It was elementary!
Yami: No Joey that not it.
Joey: It's not?
Yami: No, it was seventh grade Triginomitry my dear Joey, seventh grade trigonometry…
All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
(EVERYONE LAUGHS AND THE SCENE ENDS)
Red02: Well that's it. "That One Mystery Fic" is over. I hope all who hae read it (yes all two of you) have enjoyed it and are over whelmed by the fact that I have actually finished it. If you did enjoy it please look at my profile for other stories I plan to write or are currently writing. Salutations!
P.S.- This chapter was not meant to offend anyone who was either hit and or killed by or knows someone who was hit by and or killed by a drunk driver. To those offended I am sorry, but god lighten up! It's just for fun!