Remus and Hermione again...I know, I know, don't turn into a bunch of whiney Slytherin babies. I had this in my computer and need to get rid of space. Hermione/Severus will come back if you demand it.

Oh yeah... No part of these characters belong to me not even the motion lotion in Severus' pockets, if I did own them be sure they would be part of my own twisted reality.

Enough of my blabber...onward ho!

Remus sat in his study grading papers, looking out to the sunset, when he noticed something funny.

There was someone else in the lake beside the Giant Squid: it was Hermione.

Suddenly fancying a swim, he shed his shabby clothes and put on his bathing suit.

By the time he got down there, the stars began to twinkle in the sky.

"Hermione, can I join you?" Hermione jumped at the sound of his voice but relaxed and nodded.

"Sure, Professor Lupin; the water's just fine."

Remus waded slowly giving Hermione time to notice the cords in Remus' abdomen rippling in response to the coldness.

Getting a few strokes in, Remus decided to ask some questions. "Hermione can I ask you something?"

"You just did, but go ahead?"

"Why are you here? I mean, at Hogwarts."

"I just wanted to teach for the longest time and when Albus asked me, I couldn't refuse."

"Can I ask you something else?"

"What?"

"Why has it taken you so long to kiss me?"

Hermione launched herself across the water and landed contently into his arms.
Remus' hand started to roam and he noticed that Hermione didn't even have a bathing suit on.

"Told you I could get you do anything I want."

"Which was?" Hermione kissed behind his ear and noticed his left leg twitched like a dog. "Make love to me in the lake." Hermione made a mewing sound for him that she knew made him quiver in the right spots

"No." Remus pushed her away.

She pouted and asked, "Why not?'

"Because I'm going to fuck your damn brains out."

Severus Snape stood by the edge of the lake noticing some sounds.

He placed his hand into his pocket and checked for something.

Motion Lotion check.

"Remus..." Sitting on the bank of the lake turned into heavy making out.

"Remus, we can't have sex on the bank of the lake."

Flicking her earlobe, "Why not?"

"Because the merpeople are watching us," She sighed, and pulled away. She took the robe she wore down to the lake and covered herself. She grinned mischievously." I'll race to the Quidditch Common Room."

Hermione knew that she was going to get caught by Remus but the chase was fun.

The Gryffindor Quidditch Common Room was the favorite of all the places to hook up and Remus, being a Chaser, had quite a few good times in the Common Room.

Hermione stood in the middle of the room, wearily eyeing the surroundings. Before she could say a word, Remus tackled and they were rolling around on the ground.

Catching their bearing, Remus divulged her on her clothing.

When he finally reached down to the magic push button, she purred.
Not one to be greedy, she returned the favor.

"Are you going to roar for me, my Gryffindor lion?" He nodded, earning him a quick nip and bite there. "How loud?"

"So loud you won't here anything else."

Here's what Severus learned that dusky afternoon:

Hermione wears red knickers

That werewolves do have bigger wands

that Remus a smattering of freckles on his lower back

It won't make go blind and motion lotion is most definitely your friend.