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Hello! This is Syndrome's OneShot, revised so that it is not religiously offensive! Sorry about the last one, I seriously didn't mean to be offensive! I'm REALLY sorry!
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Well, first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one in the wedding dress,

and, according to me,

the rest are all crap, except for the last, cause he's the best of the rest!

And NO, I don't care if that rhymes or not! Who needs that kind of crappy knowledge when they'res something called POWER? Or THREATS? I mean, I'm not gonna BORE Mr. Incredibles to death by teaching him GRAMMAR!

Mr. Incredible/Fat-guy-dumb-blonde? Git. He doesn't deserve any fans. Screw him. So much of a goody two shoe that he won't even kill someone when he's got NOTHING TO LOOSE!

Mirage? She hasn't been talking to me since Mr. Incredible almost strangled her. Who can resist me? I mean, I call it bluff! I had EVERYTHING under control!

Mr. Incredible's wife? Idiot. Anyone who in their right mind would marry Mr. Incredible is an idiot. I think her name's Heena or something like that. Heard the big git mumble something that started with an 'H'. Meh. Who really cares?

Mr. Incredible's kids? Idiots. Yeah, I know, I know, don't judge someone before you meet them, but seriously, how un-idiotic can they be? Being MR. INCREDIBLE'S kids and all?

Edna Mode/overhyper midget who resembles an overlarge rat? Idiot. No fashion sense at all. (mimics in a high voice) No capes! I mean seriously, how's a man supposed to look good without a cape. My sister Synalada is a much better designer!

Omnidroid? You're not gonna let me down mister! (omnidroid growls ferociously at Syndrome) I mean, uh, you're doing a great job! Wonderful! Excellent! Happy now?

Now, last, but not least...SYNDROME! Here's a little outline of my life!

Buddy Bill Pine was born in...

Great! Now that my wonderful, interesting 72 page outline is over, I can read you my 1000 page biography!

Buddy Billius Bill Thomas Tom Robert Rob Bob Robbie Robby...

Hmmmmmmmmm...what's that Mirage? Ah well, looks like Mirage wants to have a little chat! Bye for now!

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Please R&R, reviews along with updates make my day!

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