Halo Battle 2
ultimatekiler54 ran around like the two year old gangsta that he is. lol no verb/tense consistency needed hurr! BAM BAM! he held down tha trigger and closed his eyes. He had just dropped two pr0s because of his l337 spray skills, which were respected among the nooooooooobish community. Hollaback! he yelled to his elite gangstas, who were too cool for the Spartan suits. He ran over an smg and helled y, cuz that was how all pros played, and then saw six mongers with brs shooting him in the head. standby! standby! standby! and then he avenged his fallen gangsta and in true pro fashion, he held his triggers down and closed his eyes as the auto aim did the rest. but oh no! they have the rocket launcher! he stood there reaching for the modem as six sticky round grenadish things fell off him, cuz obviously in real life guns resist all stickiness!. standby standby standby! and then he piked it up da rockets like a gangsta and aimed at the wall. da rocket, being as gangsta as its user, curved around and got a superkillagrikill, all because he had aimed in the general direction of some red guy. yooooooooooooooooooooooo! he yelled into his headset as soon as he saw some guy called twomonger, and twomonger covered his ears while ultimatekiler54 held y and l and r again, random bullets hitting twomonger as he sprayed all around. wangshot! lol what a noob! and twomonger fell to the autoaim, cuz he wasn't a str8up ridge GANGSTA like kiler. and then some guy spawned in his reticle SO HE HELD DOWN THE TRIGGERS AND KILLED HIM, which took immense amounts of skill. next he pickec up the sniper rifle, and then saw someone headshotting him from the right. ULTIMATE, a 1337 mofo, zoomed in and swiped to the left, getting a supa headshot which he got again with another swipe in the opposite direction. den he saw someone across da map, and looked in his general direction before he mashed da b button and lunged to him killing him instantly because he was a pro, but then he realized it was time to change diaperse and so he spawned more overlords. once again the true pros won, no re.