I am back with another Endvy drabble and it is dedicated to Clara "LauraBelmont/Fizzbit" Leet who was the first one to post a request on my LJ account!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, just like I didn't in my last chapter.

The Birds and the Bees

"Hey there, O'chibi" Envy jumped from a building top into the small alley where the Elric brothers stood. Ed looked nervously at Al, then back to the homunculus. "Don't call me that, sinner."

"Oh please, I know you like it. You did last night, at least."

"Brother, what is he talking about?" Alphonse asked the now blushing blonde.

"Nothing, Al. Go back to H.Q. I'll meet you there." Ed was now pinned against the wall, Envy's hands over his wrists.

"But br-" "Just go Al. I can take care of it myself!" "O-okay niisan." Al ran out of the alley and, following his brother's orders, went back to H.Q.

"Now that he's gone," Envy unbuttoned the top of Ed's shirt and started kissing his collarbone. "we can do what I came here for."

"Not now, Envy." Ed pushed the homunculus away. "Aw…" he pouted. "Something wrong with my little fuck-buddy? Not in the mood?"

"No, I'm not actually."

"Well, we'll have to fix that, won't we?" Envy knocked the alchemist onto the ground and straddled his hips.

"Colonel. Colonel!" Al knocked on Roy Mustang's office door and then proceeded in.

"Yes, what is it Alphonse?"

"I think niisan's in trouble!"

About ten minutes later, a small group of military personnel-Mustang, Hawkeye, and Armstrong- all led by Al, entered the alley where he had last seen his brother. Now, though, Ed was nowhere in sight.

Roy entered first, laughing at what he found.

"Colonel, what's so funny?" the young alchemist asked. He was starting to really worry about his brother.

"You'll find out if you go over there." he pointed to the darker end of the alley. Roy dropped what he had found earlier, which Al now recognized as Edward's pants, and rejoined his co-workers.

Al started over to where Mustang had pointed. He found random scraps of clothes lying on the ground along the way. When he got to the end, he was shocked by what he found.

"Uh…brother? Why don't you or Envy have any clothes on? And what are you doing!"

Envy picked up his shorts that were lying oh-so-conveniently by and slipped them on.

"Well kid, I think it's about time for your brother to teach you about the birds and the bees." The homunculus patted Ed on the back. "Good luck, O'chibi."

With that, he left just as fast as he came, leaving his lover naked in front of his brother and fellow military personnel.

Well, I hope you liked it. Please R&R!