It was Tuesday and Garfield was up. This time he really was gonna wake up Jon. He went into Jon's closet and fetched his accordion. He started to play. He wasn't very good.
"GARFIELD!" Jon screamed.
"Woah. There is no need for that. I'll just give you a hug." He said.
Garfield went up to Jon and jumped on his face. He was hugging his head, but he was squeezing it too hard. Jon's head was turning red. He finally pushed Garfield off.
Garfield went downstairs. The TV was on. It was Star Wars. Odie was watching.
"STAR WARS! AAAAAAAAAH!" Garfield screamed.
"What's with him?" Jon asked himself.
"Garfield changed the channel to the cat channel.
"And now all cats in the world will be happy!"
"Oh goody!" Garfield said.
"We're celebrating Christmas with BROCOLI FLVOURED CAT FOOD!"
"What?! Has this world gone MAD!?" Garfield yelled.
He changed the channel to the news.
"Now breaking news! The lasagna factory in London isn't working there, so it's moving to our town!"
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I feel like a school girl!" Garfield screamed happily.
He started to dance. Jon walked in the room. Al he noticed was a piece of orange blubber in his living room shaking.
"What the heck is that?!" Jon asked himself.
Garfield ran up to him.
"Bring me downtown, NOW! We need to get to the lasagna factory ASAP!" Garfield demanded.
"Oh, I see, you want breakfast, don't you?" Jon asked.
"NO! I want to go to the LASAGNA FACTORY your dimwitt!" Garfield yelled. "Well actually, I could use a little bacon! Could I get fries with that?!"
They went into the kitchen. Jon pulled out a box of cat food. Jon pourred a bowl and put it beside Garfield. He made himself a dish of bacon.
"Now Garfield, I have to get something so don't you eat my food like you normally do!" Jon said.
Jon left. There was a big noise.
"GULP!"
Jon walked back in.
"GARFIELD! I told you not to eat my food!" Jon screamed.
"You never said anything about gulping your food!"
"How would you like it, if I ate your liver flavoured cat food?" Jon asked.
"Be my guest!" Garfield said as he passed his food to Jon. "That joke never gets old!"
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