If You Wanna be my Lover
A/N: Ginny is talking to Draco and Hermione. Draco is virtually clueless to how Ginny feels about him, so Ginny and Hermione are informing him, using an upbeat American pop song. Wannabe, by the Spice Girls.
P.S. Draco likes Ginny, but is still clueless about how to treat a girl, especially one with as much life as Ginny, not to mention a blood traitor.
P.P.S. BEWARE: This is a girl fic, guys be warned.
P.P.P.S. Oh, it would've been Harry instead of Draco, but we thought it was funnier this way.
Ginny (addressing Hermione): cracks up laughing Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
Hermione: So tell me what you want, what you really, really, want.
Ginny: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
Hermione: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
Ginny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazag ah.
Ginny (addressing Draco): If you want my future, forget my past,
If you wanna get with me, betta' make it fast,
Now don't go wastin' my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine.
Ginny (addressing Hermione): I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
Hermione: So tell me what you want, what you really, really, want.
Ginny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazag ah.
Ginny (addressing Draco): If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Takin' is too easy, that's the way it is!
What do you think about that, now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love, are you for real.
Hermione (addressing Draco in background): Are you for real?
Ginny (addressing Draco, same time as Hermione): I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say good-bye.
Ginny (addressing Hermione): I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
Hermione: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
Ginny: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazag ah.
Ginny (addressing Draco): If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Takin' is too easy, that's the way it is!
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
We got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free,
Hermione (addressing Draco): She's a real lady
Ginny (addressing Draco, at the same time as Hermione): And as for me haha you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Ginny (addressing Draco): If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Takin' is too easy, that's the way it is!
If you wanna be my lover you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Hermione (addressing Draco): Make it last forever
Ginny (addressing Draco, at the same time as Hermione): Slam, slam, slam, slam,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Ha, ha, ha, ha,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and zigazag-ah
If you wanna be my lover . . .
Draco: still looks clueless British please?